View Poll Results: Male Bikers who exfolliate - gay, or not gay?

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  • Gay. No doubt about it, buy that man some shares in KY.

    37 64.91%
  • Not gay. My man on man lover said so.

    20 35.09%
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Thread: Male bikers who exfoliate!

  1. #91
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    27th November 2006 - 15:20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Pah.

    I shower in Avgas.

    I scrub using rusty steelo pads.

    I shave using an electric plane.

    I dry myself with sheets of kevlar.

    And my wanger is SO damn big...

    ...ah hell, so that last one MAY be a lie...
    yo forgot "i do what my missus tells me!!!!!!!!!"
    YES its fast and NO you can't have a ride!

  2. #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeocen View Post
    It depends, I mean if like your girlfriend/partner brought you some then you can't really say no. And sometimes things just tend to grow on you, like... the awesome super rough ones that are like ROAR when you put it on.................... and the smell of peaches..
    I with you Zeocen, dont listen to donor he does not even moisturize

  3. #93
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    11th May 2006 - 17:01
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    I use an exfolliating face scrub. I do it for the ladies. They seem to like me more when I have a baby soft, smooth face.

    Plus it helps keep away those damned pimples!

  4. #94
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    13th April 2007 - 18:26
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    kanny bought me some flash Talc Powder once. great for changing tubes/tyres. stops the rubber tube sticking.
    Thats what it's for right?

  5. #95
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    9th November 2005 - 18:45
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    That's what it's for, right?


    My Wife once bought me Listerine.

    I use it to clean my chain.
    Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.

  6. #96
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    24th January 2005 - 15:45
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    My wife buys me flash soaps, deodorants, body creams and after shave - and it's not like I even bathe or shave - you'd think she'd get the hint...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

  7. #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Yeah, I get an involuntary exfoliation everytime someone rubs their unshaven face all over.
    I get told that's microdermabrasion
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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  8. #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I get told that's microdermabrasion
    I'm not sure I want to know the circumstances under which someone rubbed their unshaved face on yours and told you it was microdermabrasion...
    Motorbike Camping for the win!

  9. #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    I'm not sure I want to know the circumstances under which someone rubbed their unshaved face on yours and told you it was microdermabrasion...
    its a hot topic on the road race scene
    LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST SO WHEN YOU DIE YOUR FRIENDS DONT HAVE TO LIE AT YOUR FUNERAL

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