I dreamed about Boomer last night....

**Riff Raff** · 10th December 2007, 17:57

Well actually it was his bike. For some reason Boomer, myself and Trashy were at a track in Germany and Boomer offered me his K7 GSXR1000 for me to do a lap of the track. I tried to protest that I couldn't ride in all my pregnant glory but he and Trashy pressured me into it. So I did.

It all started off looking like a normal track, but then suddenly there were houses that you rode through - some of them got a bit tricky because they had little passageways to negotiate so had to drop my speed considerably. Then the track turned into a city motorway but I was racing all these other bikes on it, on slicks in the wet. There were signs over the motorway showing the way back to the track, but I couldn't follow them because I didn't like turning right. So I kept turning left in the hopes that I would eventually get to the track but just ended up getting hopelessly lost.

Meanwhile Trashy and Boomer were still waiting for me at the track and going on about how slow I was because I still hadn't finished one lap.

So all you dream interpretators, whaddya make of that one?

**Mom** · 10th December 2007, 18:03

Boomer is cute, he does wheelies that are neither big nor clever, and you are expecting...........simple!

**Trudes** · 10th December 2007, 18:04

Pregnancy!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 10th December 2007, 18:05

Your right wrist is still too weak to ride, hence all the left turns??

**boomer** · 10th December 2007, 18:34

You've been hoggin the shit again ant yas?!

nice dreams!

**White trash** · 10th December 2007, 19:15

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced, happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.

**boomer** · 10th December 2007, 19:28

Originally Posted by White trash

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced, happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.

ahahha

If you can't beat 'em.. get pissed i say!

**HDTboy** · 10th December 2007, 20:32

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

There were signs over the motorway showing the way back to the track, but I couldn't follow them because I didn't like turning right.
So all you dream interpretators, whaddya make of that one?

Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.

**limbimtimwim** · 10th December 2007, 20:35

Too much cheese.

Cut back.

**Kickaha** · 10th December 2007, 20:40

Originally Posted by White trash

happy in the knowledge some one was riding Boomers bike a little closer to it's capabilities than he can.

Just about everyone else in the world could do that

**Riff Raff** · 11th December 2007, 08:02

Originally Posted by White trash

Actually, we weren't talking about how slow you were. We pissed off down the pub and were getting merrily shitfaced.

Well that's just fuckin typical. The mother of your unborn child is lost and alone in a strange city, unable to get back cos she can't do right turns, and you fookers have pissed off to the pub. It's going to be a long, long time before you get to sample my delights again Mr Trash.