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    I have lollies, but you're not worthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
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    Why the hell not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    i take it you guys have never:


    eaten or drunk anything while driving
    etc
    etc
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    Only lollies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    yeah that'll be it....

    seriously tho....thats a bloody unsafe distance for a someone who should very definitely know better
    Probably just got the following distance idea from watching the General Public (who ALWAYS seem to know better) too much..
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    This is FARKINOUTRAgeous!
    All the congestion on D'Auckland roads, and the silly twunt has left more than enough room in front of her car to fit at least one more car AND a bike!

    She should be severely reprimanded, spanked, then sent back to policepersonschool for further training on how to drive appropriately in D'aUckalnd traffic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Wait, i've got it.
    That bitch has kept left because she isn't overtaking!
    Someone learn her! That's not the kiwi way!
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    And it certainly isn't the Kiwi way indeed. She'd been sitting at 40-45 km/h in the righthand lane if she was an average kiwi!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    Crikey!
    Imagine the uproar if a "peditrian" was taken out by a cop car!

    I can spell... just can't type.... oh and who frek cares... other than you...



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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    This is FARKINOUTRAgeous!
    All the congestion on D'Auckland roads, and the silly twunt has left more than enough room in front of her car to fit at least one more car AND a bike!

    She should be severely reprimanded, spanked, then sent back to policepersonschool for further training on how to drive appropriately in D'aUckalnd traffic.
    yeah i was gonna make a smartarse commment about how most aucklanders probably wouldnt have a clue why I even posted the photo

    it isnt d'auckland btw, thats what passes for 'congestion' at 8:30 am in palmy
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    What speed?
    "So long as you can stop in the distance... etc". Might be doing 20kmh for all we know.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    So the driver of the car the photo was taken from was?
    Failing to keep left?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    Spotted this (female) community constable this morning on the way to work - speed was 50-55 and she drove like this for about 1km

    obviously not paying any attention to the task at hand
    maybe you should go to snapt.co.nz. that place is full of other petty narks.

    what IS the following distance at 50-55? and what WAS the speed, was it 50, or 55?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
    I can spell... just can't type.... oh and who frek cares... other than you...

    Dude,I actually thought your little mistake was farkin funny and worth dwelling on, obviously my sence of humor doesn't fit with the conventions of KB.

    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ View Post
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    So on this advice I'll take it somewhere else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    So on this advice I'll take it somewhere else.
    Quote Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Velvet View Post
    Mom, mom, the boys are throwing toys out of the cot again!



    I wouldn't bother Mom until they start throwing each other out of the cot...
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