How to kill a conversation!!!

**Renegade** · 21st December 2007, 23:45

a mate recently took a bird home from town, when he got her home she was like nah im not keen for it, after being all over him at the pub, he says "then at least roll over so i can wank on your back"

she did with out saying another a word, so he did the bis on her back, then she got up and left without saying a word.

conversation ended.

**Big Dog** · 22nd December 2007, 14:40

Originally Posted by Renegade

a mate recently took a bird home from town, when he got her home she was like nah im not keen for it, after being all over him at the pub, he says "then at least roll over so i can wank on your back"

she did with out saying another a word, so he did the bis on her back, then she got up and left without saying a word.

conversation ended.

Be honest, that mate was you was it not?

**Littleman** · 22nd December 2007, 20:44

Originally Posted by Renegade

a mate recently took a bird home from town, when he got her home she was like nah im not keen for it, after being all over him at the pub, he says "then at least roll over so i can wank on your back"

she did with out saying another a word, so he did the bis on her back, then she got up and left without saying a word.

conversation ended.

On principle alone, thats probably better than the real thing.

**Grub** · 22nd December 2007, 20:52

If people start talking about their health issues, there's nothing worse ... it has to stop ... now!

"... well I get these warts just under the knob of my penis ... and ..." - usually does it.

**ynot slow** · 22nd December 2007, 21:22

Having a few beers at a bar midweek,a couple of loud mouth americans were going on about cancer,most in the bar could hear them wank on,and were getting pissed off.So I undid the bandage covering my wrist and said ever had chemo and do you know what it's like.Nope was reply,I said this is the needle,and can reccomend you fuck up about shit you know nothing about.Bar was quiet after they left,three guys shouted me beers.

Always found do you fuck on first dates was good conversation stopper.Then it worked twice.

Your mum said you were born by IV,so I see you've turned into a wanker like your dad.Was a few words used whilst playing soccer to opponents.

**Big Dog** · 22nd December 2007, 22:09

Worst I have encountered was.

"Gee you've lost at lot of weight!"
"Yeah, that would be the cancer."

**Mikkel** · 22nd December 2007, 22:33

If I'm in a shitty mood I sometimes my reply to the mandatory: "Gidday mate, how are you?" is "Actually, I'm feeling like shit and have a lot of stuff on my mind, I'm so grateful you're here to listen!"

Usually ends the conversation... Don't ask if you don't care!

I've found that a good way to sort out who makes for interesting partners for intellectual intercourse is by bringing up something slightly controversial without any warning whatsoever. If they get shocked and loose the beat you're most likely stuck with a boring partner - if they take it in stride and pick up the ball you're set for some fun!

**Mikkel** · 22nd December 2007, 22:37

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Worst I have encountered was.

"Gee you've lost at lot of weight!"
"Yeah, that would be the cancer."

The reply to which has to be: Well, it looks good - keep it up

Cancer isn't funny, but man it has got to suck being stuck in a situation where everybody gets all touchy feely about what they feel they can say to you...

If/when I get cancer I know I'd have bleak days - however, I hope I shall still retain some sense of humour.

**skidMark** · 23rd December 2007, 03:48

happened to me many a time

talk for 5 minutes...

them: "so, who are you on kiwibiker"

me: "i'm skidMark"

kills the convo realllll quick.

**Oakie** · 23rd December 2007, 07:38

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

72 likely puts her daughter near 50....... shouldn't you be checking out young nice things?

She be late 30s and looked pretty impresive running down our road (think 'Baywatch').

**RT527** · 23rd December 2007, 08:00

Originally Posted by skidMark

happened to me many a time

talk for 5 minutes...

them: "so, who are you on kiwibiker"

me: "i'm skidMark"

kills the convo realllll quick.

Yeah only thing is ..You just don`t Get it do you.....

**YellowDog** · 23rd December 2007, 08:02

Screwed up 'BIG STYLE' this Christmas. In laws coming over from Spain, via UK and Hong Kong. Mother in Law (Dragon Senior) visiting her own mother in HK for first time in 15 years. For past six months I keep saying to missus "I can take your nutty parents in small doses, but 2 weeks will drive me insane." On day they left HK for NZ, Granny (Mother in law's mother) had a heart attack and put on life support. In laws get first plane back (after 2 rainy days in NZ). Old lady dies 10 days later (89 years old and still getting up at 05:30 to work on market stall). Wife says "Was that a small enough dose for you dear?" Fuuuuuuck. I feel terrible and wish I kept my mouth shut!

I wonder what she'll buy me for Christmas?