Shaggin' on, over, in, under a bike!

**MTW** · 31st December 2007, 09:44

I did "attempt" to shag on a Gixxer 750 years ago, I'm talking 12 years ago. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it.

In hindsight we'd have been better off going inside rather than trying on the bike in front of the garage.

I guess lying next to the bike makes the most sense, then if there is a free hand, you can rub a tyre or the chain or whatever does it for you.

**Kflasher** · 31st December 2007, 09:51

Even on a paddock stand it pays to wrap a rubber band to tie the front brake on to avoid rolling off...

As for sexy bikes out there I would have to agree the ZX10 is on the top of my list.

**FilthyLuka** · 31st December 2007, 10:17

Originally Posted by MTW

I guess lying next to the bike makes the most sense, then if there is a free hand, you can rub a tyre or the chain or whatever does it for you.

Chain lube does not make good lube in other scenarios. DAMHIK

**Badger8** · 31st December 2007, 12:04

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

Im complex, you know it. And not having a bike, I dont get my daily fix lol...

Surely there's another way to get your daily fix of something big and shiny vibrating between your legs?

**FilthyLuka** · 31st December 2007, 12:09

Originally Posted by Badger8

Surely there's another way to get your daily fix of something big and shiny vibrating between your legs?

What he said

Don't leave a mess

**Badger8** · 31st December 2007, 12:15

Originally Posted by FilthyLuka

What he said

Don't leave a mess

"Love... The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket..."

**Kittyhawk** · 31st December 2007, 12:16

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

LMAO

**fireball** · 31st December 2007, 12:22

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

LMAO

its ok kitty there is help available and you already know her number......

but if you need a bike to play with you know you can use my wee beastie doesnt go fast but its a bike and you look so funny on it..... (no you cant get the pegs down)

**Badger8** · 31st December 2007, 12:23

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

How did this thread turn into my lack of sex life??!!?!?

LMAO

i dunno, i guess in a similar way that every other thread seems to end up there?

Wouldn't be too worried, half the people on here probably aren't doin any better!

**Kittyhawk** · 31st December 2007, 12:26

Originally Posted by fireball

its ok kitty there is help available and you already know her number......

but if you need a bike to play with you know you can use my wee beastie doesnt go fast but its a bike and you look so funny on it..... (no you cant get the pegs down)

I better buy you a set of footpegs before I borrow your bike...nah my fix is doing jumps on that CD250. Almost high sided it in the swamp, then caught grass on fire doing a burn out..there was a bit of smoke oosing too..must be cos of the worn tire.

Originally Posted by Badger8

i dunno, i guess in a similar way that every other thread seems to end up there?

Wouldn't be too worried, half the people on here probably aren't doin any better!

Yea what's with that

I say they would be doing better, cos they have a bike at least lol!!

**Badger8** · 31st December 2007, 12:29

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

Yea what's with that

I say they would be doing better, cos they have a bike at least lol!!

Nah, after all that constant vibration over the years, they struggle to get it up. and even then their boys are swimmin in circles

I'm about 3 miles up shit creek, hard to pull chicks on a GN!

**fireball** · 31st December 2007, 12:30

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

I better buy you a set of footpegs before I borrow your bike...nah my fix is doing jumps on that CD250. Almost high sided it in the swamp, then caught grass on fire doing a burn out..there was a bit of smoke oosing too..must be cos of the worn tire.

ok next time you head out that way call me..... she wouldnt let me trash the CD im so jealous, thats almost as good as sex ya know!