Smelly hands.

[The Pastor]

Found a good method for all you wanna be cooks.

Liquid soap, lather it up and let it sit for like 5 mins before washing off.

Dont even have to rub hard.

[scracha]

Garlic can thin the blood and prevent fungus so I'd say have a wank.

Asked your partner if they like garlic and cheese?

And then have a cigarette, problem solved!

Does your keyboard now smell?

[vifferman]

try H2 SO4

ClSO₃H is much more effective.

(H2SO4 with a chlorine substituted for one O)

[gijoe1313]

baking soda does the trick all right ... I've peeled bags and bags o'onions for the olds takeaway shop and I just grabbed a small amount of soda, give it a good ol'rub and wash it off easy peasy lemon squeezy!

[Steam]

I like having my hands smelling of cooking-stuff.
I love crushing garlic and cooking with onions, my hands smell for a whole day afterwards and I walk around smelling my hands.
People look at me real funny.
But I like it, they can go boil their heads.

[KATWYN]

I know im prob going to get a lot of red for asking how to do this (since cooking is a womans job and all)

Last night i actually cooked for the first time.

My hands now stink of onions and garlic, anyone know how to get rid of this? its pretty bad.

As you were.

Rm

Mite be an old wives tale but rub your hands on a stainless steel knife (the ordinary "knife and fork" type of knife.

P.S (If I was a really horrible person I would have suggested you to use a really big SHARP knife - for your "women in the kitchen comments") lol

[Scouse]

I know im prob going to get a lot of red for asking how to do this (since cooking is a womans job and all)

Last night i actually cooked for the first time.

My hands now stink of onions and garlic, anyone know how to get rid of this? its pretty bad.

As you were.

Rm

Find some moist dog turds then apply liberaly to your hands leave for five minutes then wash off with soap and water try this and I gauranty that your hands will no longer smell of onions

[The Pastor]

already found a soltuion, but thanks will try this next time, although there wont be a next time cos i dont cook!

[Maha]

I know im prob going to get a lot of red for asking how to do this (since cooking is a womans job and all)

Last night i actually cooked for the first time.

My hands now stink of onions and garlic, anyone know how to get rid of this? its pretty bad.

As you were.

Rm

Rub shit on them!

[The Pastor]

Rub shit on them!

your getting slow maha, zxer bet you to it.

[Scouse]

Rub shit on them!

Beat ya to it Mark but isnt it funny how great minds think alike

[Maha]

your getting slow maha, zxer bet you to it.

Just got home from work and thats the first thing that srung to mind...seems Steve and i have the same thought patterns.....

[The Pastor]

Just got home from work and thats the first thing that srung to mind...seems Steve and i have the same thought patterns.....

whats that? shit-for-brains?

[Maha]

Beat ya to it Mark but isnt it funny how great minds think alike

Hell yeah!....just typed the solution after reading the 1st post....didnt read the rest....and the only way to get rid of the shit smell is to cook something, could keep RM busy for hours....

[Trudes]

The stainless steel thing is not really that silly. You can buy these stainless steel objects that you rub and they take fishy, curry, onion, garlic etc smells off your hands. Can probably find them in most Stevens and other home ware stores.