Your best "Dissing boy racers" story.

**Firefight** · 4th January 2008, 13:56

have read a fair bit of negative stuff re boy racers lately,

would be keen to hear your stories of dissing them.

I'll start with the time our small group of riders in the pre "Fight Club" days 04 or thereabouts, we were all in Morrinsville

having some coffee, I think we were waiting for Linda and Hamish (from wellywood) as they ride ducatis they were late...

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anyway a few of us were sitting outside a cafe watching these boy racers drive round and round the block

I guess thats all you would do in M/ville on a weekend day,

we were calling out poactive comments about the similarity there cars had to pieces of shit, and for some reason they did not like it ??

anyway my mate and I decided to stirr them up a bit more and invited them to a race in the main street.

My mate took off heading east, at a great rate of knots, only to stop when he noticed a

car hiding in the car park, next thing we know red and blues are on and the

pulls the Boy racers up, we felt it best to move on at that stage... Nice one Andrew ( I'll see if I can find the link).

F/F

**The Pastor** · 4th January 2008, 13:58

nice one, those boy racers are a bunch of wanks pouring desil on my roads!!

**Firefight** · 4th January 2008, 14:04

Originally Posted by renegade master

nice one, those boy racers are a bunch of wanks pouring desil on my roads!!

but its even worse when they pour diesel on the roads.

F/F

**Firefight** · 4th January 2008, 14:07

here it is page 117

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...?t=2441&page=8

F/F

**Big Dave** · 4th January 2008, 14:33

I got an $80 ticket in Symonds Street showing one 'what was up.'

**MadDuck** · 4th January 2008, 15:07

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I got an $80 ticket in Symonds Street showing one 'what was up.'

Hmmm...sounds familiar. I got a ticket worth hell of a lot more for doing the same on the motorway a few weeks back

**FJRider** · 4th January 2008, 15:41

Originally Posted by renegade master

nice one, those boy racers are a bunch of wanks pouring desil on my roads!!

Do you actually ride ??? Do you even have a bike ??? (apart from one with pedals)

**HDTboy** · 4th January 2008, 15:51

One of the apprentices at work has some sort of tricked out RX7. I must've seen him looking cool in it a couple of months back, cause he seems to think I looked him in the eye and fucked off on the back wheel.

**kiwifruit** · 4th January 2008, 16:10

i'm always getting smoked by boy racers

**White trash** · 4th January 2008, 16:15

Originally Posted by HDTboy

One of the apprentices at work has some sort of tricked out RX7. I must've seen him looking cool in it a couple of months back, cause he seems to think I looked him in the eye and fucked off on the back wheel.

Well one of you's dreaming......

**SPman** · 4th January 2008, 16:21

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

i'm always getting smoked by boy racers

That 100 k limit will do it, every time.......

**AllanB** · 4th January 2008, 16:24

I think some of the biggest f-wits on the open road are over-weight 50 something males in late model commydoors. Either that or I am some type of gay magnet as they insist on riding up my arse

Go on let the 'Honda' jokes commence....

**Mom** · 4th January 2008, 16:26

Originally Posted by AllanB

I think some of the biggest f-wits on the open road are over-weight 50 something males in late model commydoors. Either that or I am some type of gay magnet as they insist on riding up my arse

Go on let the 'Honda' jokes commence....

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

**White trash** · 4th January 2008, 16:26

Back when my first daughter was born, Mega-geoff had just bought a cool car of the day, a Spec R S15 Sylvia 6 speed. Nice litte car, 184kw claimed and evil as a witch with PMS and a broken broomstick. As I didn't have a bike at the time, we used to go to Welly on a Friday night in this thing and play silly buggers with the "boy racers" in their GSRs and Civics.

Anyway, we roll up next to a bike at a red on Cambridge Tce. Late model GS500 it was. Well knowing a bit about bikes as we do, me and Mega figure that the mutts nuts car is going to own this commuter piece of turd four stroke twin. Easy.

Lights go green and I light up the rear wraps a little, good launch, grabbed half a car length on the boring budget shitter before we'd even got accross the intersection. Then this prick grabs second gear and gained half a car length on us!!! Held it 'till the next red which he promptly shot straight through never to be seen again.

Reinforced what I knew all along but had too big an ego to remember. You wanna have a FUCKIN quick cage, if you wanna play with a mediocre bike.

Ahhhh, good times.