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    Pray to god Mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorja View Post
    A simple question though. Isn't this a case of kettle and pot?
    I would have thought so too....

    Its all fun and games until its happening in our own back yard Mark?

    Mark, I don't think your the right person to deal with this sort of problem. Please go find an adult and get them to.

    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post

    what the heck did i do?
    You don't seem to be popular in here skiddy - why's that?
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    This is funny threat oooooo no wait its karma mr skidie
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    any of your mates

    got an old toyota hiace van?
    Park it on the road with a box with a jam jar glued to it, on top of a stick visabile inside the rear window.
    Auto suggestion from those who spy it will eventually work.
    Nothing illeagal doing that, but, well speed camera?
    Only if the guilty think it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    make a speed hump
    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    wouldnt it be illegal to make ya own?
    Use your head.
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    Just call the cops and say you are old Mr Smith from number 20 making a complaint.

    Or organize all the really old people in the street to walk up and down it butt naked when the hoons are there - I'm sure they will not return in a hurry.

    You however may discover that you are slightly aroused by this sight and require counselling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    ...nah of course you haven't!!
    FFS I've seen you leave a funeral of a KBer at 17000rpm in a 50kmph zone
    Karma? Yeah more than likely. If you don't like it then go and do something about it

    um yeah the zxr only does 55 tapped out at 19k rpm in first dude.

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    tell your mates to stop coming round

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    Hop on your bike and chase after them, really quickly, so that you can tell them how bad they have been.
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    just had another 2 rip through tonight

    one of them being a subaru....

    blow off valve blah blah.....running through the gears...

    got to 120 ish or so....

    did not see the plate ....i was inside.

    somebodys gunna get killed.

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    Ye I did that once ,only problem was boy racer's mommy was a lawer and I got charged with willful damage.


    Quote Originally Posted by ynot slow View Post
    Call the cops,and council,then tell your mates the cops will be patrolling,if the mates are all legal ride wise,wof,rego etc,no probs for them.Karma could be,maybe.As a teenager we did similar,wheelies,handbrakes so now I put up with it to an extent,after some wanker does it about 10 times then we get pissed off,the neighbours son in law did best thing last year,couple of hoons in a crap of shit kept driving passed,end of street is dead end,when they came back passed,he grabbed a small boulder(big fucken stone)and chucked it at the car,hit the passengers window and all but smashed it,they stopped just passed our place wondering wtf,as it was dark,this big maori guy walked to the car and politely told then to fuck off.
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    Mark, your piss takes are getting so transparent these days.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
    Use your head.
    Kill two birds with one stone you reckon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rwh View Post
    Kill two birds with one stone you reckon?

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