How about a list of dicks then.... ahem!! Might be shorter!Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog
Hardcore Biker
How about a list of dicks then.... ahem!! Might be shorter!
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Forum whore
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"World famous since ages ago"
Po ta toes
I'm sure that's what the random hacker meant......
You'd be number 1 Uncle Dick.
Candy Flippin!
you can all fight amongst yourselves for the dicks
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Forum whore
Once upon a time, back in the days of ZXR750's and Yamaha Genesis', a drunken girlie was on the back of a Scotsman's FZ400. Twas the wee small hours and they were just passing Edinburgh airport after a night out in the city. Having consumed too many cola's (joy's of driving) the Scotsman had to stop for a pish. Drunken girlie thinks the tartain tadger is getting whipped out but for a different reason. Cue him trying to get her off bike. The need to pee really badly takes over so he runs off behind a tree. Thinking shag might not be a bad option, he finishes his pish and jogs back to his bike (and the one she was sat on). Girlie tries to get off the bike, bike falls over. Scotsman instantly loses boner. Holed fairing and alternator cover necessitate caning bike 25 miles home before the oil ran out. Not a word was spoken all the way home.
Hugz nao plz!!!
*Holds up a black garbage sack* "Hefty hefty hefty" *Holds up a condom* "Wimpy wimpy wiiiimpy"
And as for the ol quip of "it's not the size of the waves, but the motion of the ocean"...
As spouted by guys with small dicks the world over...
Oh no he di`int!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Kittyhawk4Doc
Ok...top of the list, and being exposed to some scenes which will haunt me forever You'll have to watch the vid clip I will post about what went on last night with what indy does in a swimming pool by himself.Oh dear!
If a list of cocks on KB were ever made...
Indiana Jones,
Renegade Master
Skidmark
Limpdick
Look Im a fat bitch....MASTER Tart to some* so the motion of the ocean, when the stomach gets a flowing.......... he's heading into a damn tidal wave...I could almost feel sorry for the poor bastard*Holds up a black garbage sack* "Hefty hefty hefty" *Holds up a condom* "Wimpy wimpy wiiiimpy"
And as for the ol quip of "it's not the size of the waves, but the motion of the ocean"...
As spouted by guys with small dicks the world over...
Oh no he di`int!
*Master Tart is a corporation desgined by Kittyhawk tarts for tarts where jelly fights with naked women is a must. Playfights are a plentyful and sexual urges are just go go go..no men allowed to participate but spectators welcome.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Hugz nao plz!!!
Spectators you say?
Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Nana
Yep.
In bedroom, on my old GPX, engine running. Shifting gears and reving at random and maneagable intervals. Hanging on to brake lever for dear life.
Tried her arched back and her leaning forward.
Neighbors thought we were trying to gas ourselves, so the second time the garage door was left up. (For those who are confused by this, there was no wall between my room and the garage).
This made for some strange looks in the 'hood over the following weeks...
For whom the bell tolls
got given a blowjob on a vespa a few years back!
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Shafty Bugger
60 mph
on the tram road comming in from Oxford, late summers night..........
Now that was a double bagger ride!!!!
Thank god a bike goes in a straight line, when your hands are otherwise occupied/
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
Loud and Uncouth
Now if your woman was as quick to go down on you as your bike was at the Staging Post you'ld be well chuffed, eh? eh?on the tram road comming in from Oxford, late summers night..........
Now that was a double bagger ride!!!!
Thank god a bike goes in a straight line, when your hands are otherwise occupied/
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
bucket blingster
OK, seriously, could a mod please explain how this thread can remain in GBR for what, 8-9 days now? And yet a serious thread advising of an upcoming ride in the Canterbury area, gets moved to R&R because someone mentions a recipe for B&E pie?
Nana
Not a mod but, this stayed on topic, no one has complained and bikes are central to a sensational plot of sex and depravatity.OK, seriously, could a mod please explain how this thread can remain in GBR for what, 8-9 days now? And yet a serious thread advising of an upcoming ride in the Canterbury area, gets moved to R&R because someone mentions a recipe for B&E pie?
These seem like pretty good motives to me.
Why what did you come to kiwibiker for? Cooking tips?
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