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    Quote Originally Posted by Her_B4 View Post
    Ha ha ha Sorry mate - there is ABsolutely no relation between the park that you like to think of as your own.... and the 'Jim2 Memorial Bike Park' ....
    yeah but this reminded me, and I cant justify making a whole new thread just to break someones balls over a parking spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    I'll say.... Do the bender!
    Taking the Simpsons quiz on Empire online, one question asked what Futurama character made a guest appearance on the Simpsons. Having stopped picking over the fetid stinking bloated corpse of the Simpsons, is it worth looking up the episode to see our Fry (presumably Fry) again?

    This might be taking the thread away from its original purpose - but have you considered that the moped owner might have fallen into a cryogenic capsule?
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    In which case, it's all mine!

    Having said that CFWB has identified that plate and owner - it belongs to a 2006 XR250 registered to a Brendan David Knight, who lives in Whangarei. Anyone know him?

    I reckon there's at least two people who have had bikes stolen involved in this sorry little saga.

    Just getting touch with the Police now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Just getting touch with the Police now.
    Is this a new service they are offering?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90s View Post
    Taking the Simpsons quiz on Empire online, one question asked what Futurama character made a guest appearance on the Simpsons. Having stopped picking over the fetid stinking bloated corpse of the Simpsons, is it worth looking up the episode to see our Fry (presumably Fry) again?

    This might be taking the thread away from its original purpose - but have you considered that the moped owner might have fallen into a cryogenic capsule?
    Good news everyone! Hell yeah its worth it! I've just spent 20 minutes trying to find it myself (not busy at work). PM me if ya find what episode its in. Apparently it was a couch gag so I gather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    In which case, it's all mine!

    Oh, the humanity!!
    Stop and think for a second or two of the children, Jim!
    By the BikerGodz, and all that is holy - how could you possibly ride summat called a Foo-TONG!
    (Unless, of course, you show that you are cognizant of its beastliness, and celebrate the name (like a Yamaha Jog that I saw years ago, that was a real DOG, and the owners had crudely changed the name decal to reflect that. )
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    In which case, it's all mine!

    Having said that CFWB has identified that plate and owner - it belongs to a 2006 XR250 registered to a Brendan David Knight, who lives in Whangarei. Anyone know him?

    I reckon there's at least two people who have had bikes stolen involved in this sorry little saga.

    Just getting touch with the Police now.
    Now which person is going to be happier the one that is getting the number plate back or the one getting the bike back, i hate people that steal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Good news everyone! Hell yeah its worth it! I've just spent 20 minutes trying to find it myself (not busy at work). PM me if ya find what episode its in. Apparently it was a couch gag so I gather.
    There was Bender sitting in class at some stage: some quick wiki'ing comes up with:

    # Bender is in The Simpsons episode Future-Drama where he appears besides Homer and says "You guys are my new best friends". Homer says "You wish, loser!" and throws him out of the car.
    # Bender also appears in The Simpsons episode Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade. When Bart is sleep deprived in class, he hallucinates his class mates turning into characters from TV shows he had been staying up watching, one of which is Bender.

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    Whats funnier is the episodes where Simpsons take the piss out of Family Guy (and vice versa)..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    ..
    Just getting touch with the Police now.
    Is that like....getting in touch with your feminine side..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    By the BikerGodz, and all that is holy - how could you possibly ride summat called a Foo-TONG!
    I tried to convince them that Poon-Tang was a better name for it. But, alas, to no avail...
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    Bite my shiny metal ass!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I tried to convince them that Poon-Tang was a better name for it. But, alas, to no avail...
    LOLzah!
    Maybe they thought it would add too much to the cost equipping the bike with suitable accoutrements, like a shapely arse end, frontal protruberances, etc.
    But I can see it in my head! And I like it!
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    I once had a scooter. Someone at work moved it so they could park their motorcycle where I had parked. I thought it was exceedingly arrogant. Cars hate bikes, bikes hate scooters, where is the love?
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    Hah, can't find the photos at this point in time but a very interesting mate of mine got his bike trapped into a parking space by some huge 4x4. (His bike was under one of the pylons in the indoor car parks) So his bike was totally trapped, he hung around for about 15 minutes until someone else finally moved and he was able to get out, just before he left he managed to scratch in big capital letters 'PRICK' down the side of his car and take a few snaps..

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