Idiot on a scooter today

**Gubb** · 7th February 2008, 20:06

Piss in his letterbox!

**Japtwin** · 7th February 2008, 20:20

just before Xmas I saw a teeny couple on a scooter, chick on the back loaded up with shopping bags, both in shorts and singlets, toodling along the motorway southbound by Gillies Ave. Big mutha trucks zooming passed. Not sure whether I was impressed at their balls or horrified?

**Swoop** · 7th February 2008, 20:24

Interesting that no mention of "gear" has been made. With the vultures already circling, this should have happened by now...

**Donor** · 7th February 2008, 20:25

Have a family group conference, and send a stern message that though we understand his individuality and respect his choice to travel at a speed that leaves him with a feeling of safety and satisfaction, perhaps he would commit to helping develop (with gummint funding of course) a series of workshops for insensitive car drivers and motorcyclists who may not see things as calmly and rationally as the rest of us.

Or just shoot the wanker.

**Gubb** · 7th February 2008, 20:25

Bake him a turd-pie!

**Wiki Drifter** · 7th February 2008, 20:30

rubbith deep heat on his genitals

**Gubb** · 7th February 2008, 20:42

Heavy-breathe down the phone at him.

**Steam** · 7th February 2008, 20:49

Fart in bed then hold his head under the covers.

**Gubb** · 7th February 2008, 20:58

Take his Mother out for a lovely Seafood dinner. AND NEVER CALL HER BACK!

**Fub@r** · 7th February 2008, 21:36

Originally Posted by Swoop

Interesting that no mention of "gear" has been made. With the vultures already circling, this should have happened by now...

The only safety equipment was helmet, after what I saw he might as well not have bothered as he wasn't protecting a brain

**Deano** · 7th February 2008, 21:41

Steal his jandals

**Mythical007** · 7th February 2008, 21:44

scooter eqauls deathwish
scooter on motorway equals might as well be dead

Slash his tyres I say

**DingoZ** · 7th February 2008, 21:51

Nail his nut sack to the brake pads, and brake real hard

**xwhatsit** · 7th February 2008, 21:55

Man, I got whipped today by a scooter on my way to work. Queenstown Rd, traffic backed up all the way down the hill. He zips past me splitting to the head of the lights, so I follow. As we approach, light turns green, I shit myself (stuck inbetween lanes with a slow scooter in front). Magically he pisses off and I have room to get ahead. Winnar!

Next lights, I pull up in the lane next to him, both at the head of the lights. He looks over, nods and smiles. I do likewise -- two wheels, who cares! Lights go green, I grab a handful. He's still there beside me -- so I grab a bigger handful. Still there -- then he passes me! Fucker!

He then proceeded to do the meanest suburban road rush-hour splitting I've ever witnessed. Under, over, behind, inbetween, it never stopped. He very nearly lost me.

It was some black Gilera. Couldn't hear the engine, I had my earphones in, but I couldn't smell any 2T and it looked like a four-stroke exhaust. It hauled arse, too. I think this scooter would give your GT250R a run for its money, Fub@r