BIKE vs GIRLFRIEND

**skidMark** · 14th February 2008, 19:51

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Buy her some pretty bike gears and get her on the back, she might start to like it and appreciate fine machinery too.

Yeah, or it backfires and she goes i don't wnat you on the damn motorbike anymore....

At which point you say what i said to my ex.....

Her: It's me or the bike, make your choice.

Me: Okay fuck off home, i'm going for a ride.

Her: **shocked look** You're choosing me over the bike, i'm serious....the bike goes or i do.

Me: You know where the door is. Bike was here first.

We havn't talked to each other since that day. Silly girl.

**Maha** · 14th February 2008, 19:52

Originally Posted by renegade master

You need to treat your woman like you treat your bike and credit card. ROUGH.

Bit rich coming from a single guy innit?....

Originally Posted by skidMark

Homo.

Oooooooo look RM, here's something i prepeared earlier...

**HornetBoy** · 14th February 2008, 19:53

Originally Posted by skidMark

Yeah, or it backfires and she goes i don't wnat you on the damn motorbike anymore....

At which point you say what i said to my ex.....

Her: It's me or the bike, make your choice.

Me: Okay fuck off home, i'm going for a ride.

Her: **shocked look** You're choosing me over the bike, i'm serious....the bike goes or i do.

Me: You know where the door is. Bike was here first.

so you've obviously got a few friends with benefits then ?lol

**Jinx3d** · 14th February 2008, 20:01

Dunno, I know lots of girls that tried to get into biking, but its just not a chick thing really.

I say, add some balance to your life, you can have a girl and a bike, they arent mutually exclusive as a rule.

PS - I retract any previous posts in defense of skid. Hey skid, you can be a cock at times you know...yes I guess you do.

Can always tell a biking noob, they think the bike is the important bit of motorcycling.

**Spuds1234** · 14th February 2008, 20:01

Originally Posted by Monty69

How many other guys out there actually want to spend more time riding their bike, rather than the missus? Ive "only" got a CBR250R yet it makes me smile from ear to ear just thinking about riding it up dyres pass rd (chch guys knw wot i mean) hangin off it, short shiftin between corners, scrapin pegs, filtering between all the cage drivers in 5 o'clock traffic or just haulin it down a huge strait road tucked in behind the screen tryin to get it off the clock. I love my girlfriend but she struggles to understand when i want to go for a ride by myself! She doesnt get the idea that a pillion makes the bike much less agile, and then gets shitty coz "u wuld rather spend time with the bike over me" In reality she gets far more attention but i think the idea of me lusting over "a machine" gets her really wild. lol anyone else get this problem? or should i be looking for a biker chick? A rare but sort after breed of woman....

Take her out on one of the Cruisy Wednesday night rides down here.

If you dont have gear for her, I have a helmet and gloves (they have a few holes in but they still work) and some Draggins you can borrow (you just need to find a jacket).

Show her what its all about when you go cruising over Dyers Pass. Dont scare her, take it easy then at the first stop ask her if she wants to dial it up a notch.

You never know you could get her hooked on riding and then you two can do something that you both love doing together.

Your best bet is to try and show her why you like riding the bike to much.

You should never tell her that you wont take her for a ride because it mucks up the handling etc That makes things much worse between her and the bike. She's probably just about seeing the bike like another woman thats competing for you at this stage.

**Hitcher** · 14th February 2008, 20:04

Originally Posted by Monty69

A rare but sort after breed of woman....

Mwuahahahahahaha! Rare indeed she is. Sought-after.

**Grub** · 14th February 2008, 20:06

Mate, if it wasn't your bike it would be ...
- tennis
- gaming
- golf
- swimming
- pushbike
- porn
- tiddlywinks
- ....

You're not allowed to have a life, she has to be your life. It's just the way they are

**The Pastor** · 14th February 2008, 20:07

Originally Posted by maha man

Bit rich coming from a single guy innit?....

Oooooooo look RM, here's something i prepeared earlier...

Im staying available for mom

**Monty69** · 14th February 2008, 20:10

cheers spud1234, yeah ive got gears for her and she likes riding. im trying to teach her on the dirtbike. Yes i will be on the wed nyt cruise next week too, looking forward to it. For future note guys/gals, im new to the site but have been riding for 15 years. Its the most fun u can have i reckon. (i like 4wdriving too but thats another story) Oh and skidmark, perhaps we got off on the wrong wheel. youre a biker so i wuld consider u friend not foe but Dont diss my bike and i wont question ur sexuality cheers mate.

**Spuds1234** · 14th February 2008, 20:24

Bring her along on the ride then.

There are a few riders who take pillions with them on the ride (just dont hit a cow

).

And you never know, you may enjoy just cruizing and looking at all the scenery that you normally blast past as you line up the next corner perfectly and concentrate on everything required to go fast.

**Nade** · 14th February 2008, 20:47

the rare breed them thar wimins thats likith the bikith.

Once I got back ona bike again...my lil wench decided she liked it too..went out and bought herself a new leather jacket...and spent ages finding a helmet small enough to fit her lil wee head...(she wears a kids full face). Got to the point she would drive from Nelson to Blenheim to see me...then pay for gas to fill the bike to go for a ride to kaik or where ever and back again...plus food...her idea..she pays willingly. NOW she wants to get her own bike and sit her license..(but not a fucking GN...her words)..GOOD ON HER i say.....im happy she likes it...but at the same time....she always says...if I want to go to a rally or for a ride by myself...its ok...she's not going to get upset or try and stop me...and she never has. Guess Im one of the lucky ones.

**skidMark** · 14th February 2008, 21:01

Originally Posted by Hornet250Boy

so you've obviously got a few friends with benefits then ?lol

Yeah.

The difference being the bike i ride it so hard i blow it up....my friends with benefits i have to blow up before i can ride them hard.

**skidMark** · 14th February 2008, 21:04

Originally Posted by Jinx3d

Dunno, I know lots of girls that tried to get into biking, but its just not a chick thing really.

I say, add some balance to your life, you can have a girl and a bike, they arent mutually exclusive as a rule.

PS - I retract any previous posts in defense of skid. Hey skid, you can be a cock at times you know...yes I guess you do.

Can always tell a biking noob, they think the bike is the important bit of motorcycling.

Um it's kind of an essential part?

never said it was the most important...

no point having a nice toy if you cant ride it for shit.

really upsets people at track days on thier shiny new 16 grand cbr600....

and a 3k spraycan paintjob 250 passes them.

but yer i'm just a n00b aye?

coming from the guy riding the tl1000? well known as a bike with a strong motor that cannot go around a corner to save itself?

**skidMark** · 14th February 2008, 21:07

Originally Posted by Monty69

cheers spud1234, yeah ive got gears for her and she likes riding. im trying to teach her on the dirtbike. Yes i will be on the wed nyt cruise next week too, looking forward to it. For future note guys/gals, im new to the site but have been riding for 15 years. Its the most fun u can have i reckon. (i like 4wdriving too but thats another story) Oh and skidmark, perhaps we got off on the wrong wheel. youre a biker so i wuld consider u friend not foe but Dont diss my bike and i wont question ur sexuality cheers mate.

Haha mate was only taking the piss.

But, i am sorry to say if you ride a honda i'm gunna call ya a homo it's not personal it's just the way it is.