Met my dream girl!

[Coyote]

Well, it's not so much about whether you have a chance or not (of course you do!) - it's more the anxiety of fucking it all up because you're anxious.
Play your cards right and you'll have her screaming for more inside an hour - play it poorly and she'll loathe you forever...

Always easier to pull if you truly don't care I'm afraid.



Fishnets are hot GD!

Well for a long time I had severe acne so most girls wouldn't touch me with a 50ft poll. But now I'm a babe so all good.

Now that I've got a girlfriend my anxiety towards wimmin has been shot down. I know now I could have anyone I wanted so long as I worked for it (will have to start working out for example). Hell, I'm the biker that takes the girl away at the end of chick flicks

[007XX]

I personally hate it... I've always felt like a complete dork when in the throes of infatuation.
But good that somebody enjoy it! I chose to become cynical instead I suppose.

You and Jrandom should get married...you're perfect for each other!

Bikes make a great conversation starter - I remember when I first laid eyes on my ex, I was attracted by his bike. Didn't know much about them, but I noticed he was riding a gsxr. I asked my friend's biker boyfriend and he said it would be a 750 or an 1100, so next time I saw him I said "Nice bike, is it a 750 or 1100?" The grin on his face was priceless and he was SO impressed. (OK, I cheated, but HE didn't know that!) My next question was, "Will you take me for a ride sometime?" He turned out to be an a***ole, and I eventually met my dream man who rides a much better bike So there's a happy ending for everyone

Yep, that's how I broke the ice with 007XY. He was out visiting a work mate of mine when I went to see her in her office. When I got back to my office, I texted her that I thought he was pretty darn cute. Went back 20 minutes later to her office to get some paperwork, and he grinned at me while he stepped outside : you know it, the bitch had shown him the text.

So, I grabbed the bull by the horns, and as he was about to leave on his Speed Triple (), I told him I wouldn't mind going for a ride if I had a helmet

That was almost 6 years ago, and we've been married for a year now...


So McSteamy, go get her mate...there is nothing more exciting than discovering that potential perfect mate...Enjoy!

[Mikkel]

Well for a long time I had severe acne so most girls wouldn't touch me with a 50ft poll. But now I'm a babe so all good.

Now that I've got a girlfriend my anxiety towards wimmin has been shot down. I know now I could have anyone I wanted so long as I worked for it (will have to start working out for example). Hell, I'm the biker that takes the girl away at the end of chick flicks

Well, trust me - I've tried the acne thing as well. And yes, it sucks - but I think it's a good way to avoid vanity!

However, it became irrelevant when I realised I wanted a woman - not a girl - in my life. When you go looking for someone who places mind over matter then the acne thing really is a small thing!

You and Jrandom should get married...you're perfect for each other!

I do consider myself openminded - but FFS I could never even consider Auckland!

Yep, that's how I broke the ice with 007XY. He was out visiting a work mate of mine when I went to see her in her office. When I got back to my office, I texted her that I thought he was pretty darn cute. Went back 20 minutes later to her office to get some paperwork, and he grinned at me while he stepped outside : you know it, the bitch had shown him the text.

So, I grabbed the bull by the horns, and as he was about to leave on his Speed Triple (), I told him I wouldn't mind going for a ride if I had a helmet

That was almost 6 years ago, and we've been married for a year now...

Good on ya - that's fresh!

[007XX]

I do consider myself openminded - but FFS I could never even consider Auckland!

Ya never know...he might consider moving for you, big boy!



And re: wanting a woman, not a girl...Hell yeah, I know exactly what you mean! I've never been able to so little boys

[Mikkel]

Ya never know...he might consider moving for you, big boy!

Could you ask then? I'm pretty shy!

[007XX]

Could you ask then? I'm pretty shy!

be patient...he's reading this thread as we speak...

[fireball]

And re: wanting a woman, not a girl...Hell yeah, I know exactly what you mean!

you have my number hun!

[jrandom]

I've spent the last couple of years going through cynicism and coming out the other side.

I'd now be perfectly happy to throw myself headfirst at a silly crush with no particular expectation of anything.

I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.

[jonbuoy]

I'd say your fooked now if shes on kiwibiker.

[007XX]

you have my number hun!

I might want to meet you first though...I'm shy really!

I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.

Bwaahahahaha,....

[deanohit]

I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.

Or you could just ask if she'd like to go for a ride on the back of your bike sometime, and take her to lunch while out there.

[DMNTD:Me]

I might want to meet you first though...I'm shy really!

Fark! There's goes another coffee splattered keyboard!!!
Thanks for the giggle V

[007XX]

Fark! There's goes another coffee splattered keyboard!!!
Thanks for the giggle V

*bows gracefully*

[jrandom]

Or you could just ask if she'd like to go for a ride on the back of your bike sometime, and take her to lunch while out there.

You'd be amazed (well, perhaps you wouldn't) at how many women out there are absolutely oblivious to a gentleman's romantic intentions, regardless of such goings-out-of-one's-way to show her favour.

"Uhhh, he's just a friend!"

Et cetera.

Unfortunately, the gentle art of empathy and subtlety in human interaction seems to be fading in our society. Dealing with the Typical Kiwi Chick (tm), it almost feels as though one must revert to bashing her over the head and dragging her back to one's cave if one is to get anywhere.

I deplore this decline in civility, but I don't really know how to fix it.

[DMNTD:Me]

You'd be amazed (well, perhaps you wouldn't) at how many women out there are absolutely oblivious to a gentleman's romantic intentions, regardless of such goings-out-of-one's-way to show her favour.

Unbelievable eh...personally I've always simply stated my intentions to them up front(usually theirs )...used to work a treat when I was single