3 Nipples, 12 toes, purple pubic hair????

[Number One]

oops that just came out

I guess thats what i do i dont think till after its been said

So who should be putting fist into mouth then?

hahahaaa

[homer]

IU sooooo wanna bling you but have been too generous in the last 24 hours.
You sound like my dad - he likes to answer his telephone with:

"sex instructor - first lesson free" Fark he cracks me up...he is still waiting for enrollments though



Gosh the more I think about it the more erm talents I remember. I can wistle like a hawk...freaks out the meercats at the zoo - they get very agitated...and sheep are a good one too similar to dolphins. Also I can do a mean Chimpanzee - got them all going crazy at Welly zoo once when they were in their inside enclosure....

True ear you say...makes sense to me I've always been pretty good at impressions and aren't too bad a singer either - though I wouldn't get any contracts!

Try the phone thing with :
abortion clinic you make em we scrape em ,no featus can beat us

[Trudes]

City morgue, you kill 'em we'll chill 'em
And when I lived in Gisborne: Peel Street toilets, would you like to book a seat?

[homer]

So who should be putting fist into mouth then?

hahahaaa

Yeah KK get the point
lol
was still great timing . lol

[Zuki Bandit]

* I have to unlock doors then lock them just to make doubly sure they are locked.

* Cant stand on cracks.

* Have a compulsion to do things only in even numbers.

[Trudes]

So many OCD sufferers!!

[georgie]

* I have to unlock doors then lock them just to make doubly sure they are locked.

* Cant stand on cracks.

* Have a compulsion to do things only in even numbers.

Uh oh.... Only 3 things listed and 3 crazy faces... thats not an even number!!

Unless you add them together to make 6... PHEW

[Zuki Bandit]

Uh oh.... Only 3 things listed and 3 crazy faces... thats not an even number!!

Unless you add them together to make 6... PHEW

Damn it, there we go!

[Edbear]

I have a PEEK cage inserted in my neck very similar to the picture-mine also has two titanium spikes for extra 'grip'

At some stage another PEEK cage will be inserted next to my skull.

Pain is a constant companion.

Still I remain relatively happy and incredibly sexy......but can be a little grumpy!!

Ouch! I can understand the grumpy bit!

[AJ']

i had two cocks bfore~~and they fighting each other all the time
no picture, no truth:














































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digressed..back to the subject

Mmmm....i really can play piano...dont question me about it anymore

[smoky]

massive penis

That's not what T told me

[Number One]

So many OCD sufferers!!

OCD...mmmm

I notice that when hanging the washing I can't help myself but colour code the pegs?!

Like if I happen to pick a pink peg out of the bucket first, to hang a towel say, the next two pegs have to also be pink.

Next time I buy pegs I'm gonna bypass the multicoloured packets for plain single colour ones...this really gets up my nose but I just can't seem to help myself. Although - I am helping myself quite well lately as I have just stopped doing any washing!

On that note...I wonder what time the local laundromat opens tomorrow.....

[smoky]

I reckon there's something special about everyone, something that makes them unique or something that they can do or have done that is interesting, cool or just plain weird.
So fess up people, what is it about you that is special or even just something about you that not everyone would know or guess???

My fema is shorter than my tibia bone in my legs, unlike 99.9% of the population – means I can’t cross my legs. Apparently you can suffer from dwarfism in just one or two bones as well as the normal dwarf people where it effected all their bones!
So at 1.8 tall – I guess I’m the tallest dwarf I know of.
Apparently I was born with cranial Synostosis, premature ossification of my forward fontanel - leaving me with a slight ridge on my forehead
I am overly blessed with cells called villi in my gut lining with way too big a projections called microvilli – this somehow means I over produce adrenaline and require beta blockers to prevent migraine head aches.
I have a double jointed hip
I have Irlen Syndrome, a specific type of perceptual sight problem that can cause light sensitivity, poor depth perception, contrast and colour sensitivity and distortions when reading

Due to a misspent youth;
I have an artificial knee joint, not suppose to play tennis or ride a bike, both of which I do.
I have a fused disc in my back
I lost the bone in my large toe on the right foot, amputated due to gangrene.
I had cosmetic surgery to remove un sightely growths on my body

I have some other challenges caused by dyslexia, but hey – the list goes on and at the end of the day, what’s normal?

[yungatart]

I lost the bone in my large toe on the right hand foot,

Wow! You have a right hand foot?
That I'd like to see....

[homer]

Wow! You have a right hand foot?
That I'd like to see....

so would I