Us chicks just can't win, can we?

[toebug]

Hey you can buy those ones in the states for about 12k and they look and feel real, they just dont talk back! And you can have several!

[Fatjim]

Thats about as far away from a description of the welly women as you can go.

[Edbear]

I believe the posts in this thread adequately answer the original question...

[Str8 Jacket]

I believe the posts in this thread adequately answer the original question...

Yet im still confused, im not a slapper but drink alot of beer usually with a group of blokes as well as man I usually sit around talking, farting and burbing.

[Edbear]

Yet im still confused, im not a slapper but drink alot of beer usually with a group of blokes as well as man I usually sit around talking, farting and burbing.

Perzackery! Women can't win, any more than men can! I think Jiminy Cricket said it well, "Let your conscience be your guide!" That little voice in the back of your head is usually ignored until it's too late and you wish you'd listened to it earlier.

If you're feeling uncomfortable, listen to your feelings. It's taken me and the Missus 30 years to train each other to how we like things and we are having a great time!

Often we're too concerned with how others may view us and let our actions be guided by what we think they want of us, but in my experience, you'll get some thinking you're an idiot and others thinking you're wonderful, just like on KB!

You can't please everyone, so just behave in a way that ensures you'll respect yourself in the morning.

[Str8 Jacket]

Often we're too concerned with how others may view us and let our actions be guided by what we think they want of us, but in my experience, you'll get some thinking you're an idiot and others thinking you're wonderful, just like on KB!

You can't please everyone, so just behave in a way that ensures you'll respect yourself in the morning.

BLINGO! That's exactly how I feel!

[kiwi cowboy]

I used to think Aussie chicks were like their native parrots. brightly coloured, n beautiful till they started squawking.
kiwi women are more like dairy cows. fat n the arse and bellow constantly.(unless their mouths are full).
(yeah I've been drinking)

sorry try boy but IMO dairy cow and fat in the arse shouldnt be in the same sentence as ive never seen a remotly fat dairy cow

[Livvy]

Women will never win...

But neither will men hopefully!

I can see what they're saying though. I'm one of the statistics, I'm a blokette (but looking at Str8 Jacket and Mrs K, I don't think I'm the only one...), and I love it... And a lot of my girl friends out there are just the same. None of us sleep around though, not as far as I know, and we can all dress up pretty and act demure if the occasion asks for it.

[Trudes]

Women will never win...

But neither will men hopefully!

I can see what they're saying though. I'm one of the statistics, I'm a blokette (but looking at Str8 Jacket and Mrs K, I don't think I'm the only one...), and I love it... And a lot of my girl friends out there are just the same. None of us sleep around though, not as far as I know, and we can all dress up pretty and act demure if the occasion asks for it.

Exactly!!! We are who we are, and luckily we have the best of both worlds at our fingertips these days! Yah for us!
I was reading in the paper also that if men want more sex they need to do more housewor. Basically, women generally still do more than their share but if their hubby/live in lover pulls finger and does more then the woman feels like they have an equal partnership and are more likely to give it up!!!
Guess what my hubby was busy doing yesterday avo??

[Livvy]

Exactly!!! We are who we are, and luckily we have the best of both worlds at our fingertips these days! Yah for us!
I was reading in the paper also that if men want more sex they need to do more housewor. Basically, women generally still do more than their share but if their hubby/live in lover pulls finger and does more then the woman feels like they have an equal partnership and are more likely to give it up!!!
Guess what my hubby was busy doing yesterday avo??

Well I guess you're the happy satisfied woman then huh...

So how's this for translation... They're telling women to be less masculine, but telling men to be more feminine...

[Str8 Jacket]

So how's this for translation... They're telling women to be less masculine, but telling men to be more feminine...

Quite frankly, I blame Uncle Heilen

[Livvy]

Quite frankly, I blame Uncle Heilen

Good place to start blaming stuff I guess.

THE GOVERNMENT DID IT.

[Number One]

Gorsh - I didn't see this thread last night but was thinking along these lines myself today - while I was out riding the Scream Extractor. Which by the way is still lovely and gorgeous and heaps of fun...I'm leaning him over more, have reduced my 'chicken strips' and am generally just loving being back on two wheels...Gee I'm SUCH a bloke!

Prior to heading out I got in and tightened my own chain and topped up the Scottoiler and tightened some bits and bobs and afterwards I helped hubby take bits off it and put those bits back on it - my hands were so black and greasey....crikey I really should just have a sex change! How ever does he stand me?

Obviously I practically have a penis and talk about badly behaved! I swear, drink, smoke, poke fun at others, don't dress up to do the grocery shopping, hate clothes shopping, love to drive my car and ride my bike, live in jeans and trackpants, don't style my hair (except for work or speshul occasions) and will tell anyone who deserves it to feck off!

I can scrub up and slap on war paint as well as the next 'lady' but I pride myself on being a bit more fun and capable than the average 'well, behaved, immaculately dressed, demure, sweet, softly spoken, graduate of any finishing school'.

They can bite my big hairy bahooky!

Men I'm attracted to (or even remotely interested in bothering with as friends) aren't put off by a woman who can hold her own, challenge them and meet them halfway in some of their pursuits.

Tried being a real girly girl for a while but I just didn't have the stomach for it cos I made myself sick!

OH and as for being slappers...I'd hazard to guess the slappers are actually mostly the really girly girls anyway! Atleast in my experience the so called ladies were the biggest whores out. So they look pretty all the time and act all coy and polite and don't swear so much...but guess what? For all their 'ladylikeness' they've screwed mostly everyone they know.

I can count ALL my conquests on the one hand and while I very much enjoy sex (and haven't ever had to consider paying for it to get some), I've never had a 'one night stand' and don't just root for the sake of it, for me there's got to be strong feelings (other than just the ones going on down there) both ways to get into my knickers and that I think is the strong mark of a 'real lady'...BECAUSE you can be a lady and drink, burp, fart and all the rest with the boys...To suggest that if chicks do these things they aren't ladies is just plain bollox.

Oh and the irony of the spokeswoman being a MS was not lost on me....maybe she's too much of a lady to get herself (or keep) a man.

Next they'll be telling men that they need to be more chauvanistic (sp)

[Livvy]

OH and as for being slappers...I'd hazard to guess the slappers are actually mostly the really girly girls anyway! Atleast in my experience the so called ladies were the biggest whores out. So they look pretty all the time and act all coy and polite and don't swear so much...but guess what? For all their 'ladylikeness' they've screwed mostly everyone they know.

I agree with everything you've posted there, but that specific bit I've quoted...

Yep, damn true. I go to an all girls' high school... And yes, there are exceptions, but the ones who come to school dressed up to the nines with all the make up on, whom get queasy at the sight of the sheep heart dissection in Bio, whom bat their eyelashes at the teachers and whom get all upset when they see a bug... They are more likely to be the ones who would sleep with anything that could guffaw and make eyes at them and whom are an embarrassment to the rest of the female population.

And most of the time, it's not so much that they don't swear as much, it's that they're saving it all up for the next girl who screws the guy they dumped last week in favour for his best friend... The most ladylike ones at my school seem to be the biggest bitches.

[Number One]

the ones who come to school dressed up to the nines with all the make up on, whom get queasy at the sight of the sheep heart dissection in Bio, whom bat their eyelashes at the teachers and whom get all upset when they see a bug... They are more likely to be the ones who would sleep with anything that could guffaw and make eyes at them .

Yup - and they would call others girls desperate! ha! Just as well not all of us feel the need to parade around like bitches on heat. (though I'm sure some men wouldn't mind that!) Though they also look down on girls for some of the same stuff they love and lust after about them - bastards! Who is it that can't win?

And most of the time, it's not so much that they don't swear as much, it's that they're saving it all up for the next girl who screws the guy they dumped last week in favour for his best friend... The most ladylike ones at my school seem to be the biggest bitches.

These girls give the rest of us a bad name...we aren't all catty psychos out to scratch each others eyes out!!! Worse than dragqueens!

Keep on keeping on my capable and fun gorgeously mannish fello Galz, Women and Chicks!