I've got the dude looking at the Guzzi saying "nice bike, my old man had a motorbike,..you know the type?? "
"eeerrr...yeah......"
The metal is always nude.
I've got the dude looking at the Guzzi saying "nice bike, my old man had a motorbike,..you know the type?? "
"eeerrr...yeah......"
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
Full of Titanium go-fast bits!
Pull up, hop off bike;
Them : "Can it wheelie?"
Me : "I dont know.. Lets try. Ok Bike,do a good wheelie for daddy!"
Bike sits there motionless....
Me " Guess not.."
"And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."
Pasta La Vista
The most common I think is"How fast does it go?"
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Freakin' hippy
But that's not a silly questionOriginally Posted by MIXONE
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pulled in to wash world hamilton four bikes on trailer covered in mud blue and orange coloured bikes now resemmble some sort of dark brown colour grass and shit hanging off them. Guy washing his fancy sports car on a rainy day turns to us and say so i guess it can be a muddy/ dirty sport walked away thinkin no shit sherlock some bright people down that way
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Having a general conversation, another guy plonks himself down, sees my clobber and asks ...
"So, how many wheels does a motorbike have?"
"........"
".... um, I meant how many tyres then?"
"........"
:slap:
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Just slightly disturbed.
sorry double post
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
Just slightly disturbed.
now THATS scary...i hope he hadn't bred.
Not too many stupid questions yet..just a couple
Parked bike out front of church, got off and was promptly asked "omg..can you ride one of those?"
After parking bike and taking off helmet whilst still standing next to bike "Is that your bike?"
and my personal fav "Don't you know how dangerous bikes are?"
I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
bardcore hiker
paying for petrol at desk with all bike gear on."do you want a car wash with that?
Scooter boy
Walking up to my bike with full gear (the only bike there) "Waddya riding?"
Watched a guy give the bike a good look, walk around and all, he then asks me if it was a BMW... Honda on the forks under the light, Honda on both sides of the engine, Honda behind the seat.... me: "ummmm..."
It aint how fast ya get there, it's that ya get there at all...
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I like doing that - when a customer is watching as I do a WoF,I say....''I'll just do a quick wheel alignment for you...''.Then I'll line all the hubcaps up,stand back hands on hips and with a big sigh say - ''Perfect!''.Going back a few years,same thing - with a Morris up on the hoist I'd turn the wheels upside down and with a very concerned look say - You've got Wolseley wheels on here!!!''.The games mechanics play....
As a WoF inspector the excuses are jaw dropping...these are true.
No headlight - ''But I don't drive at night''
Disc pads on metal - ''But I don't use the brakes....''
Oh,that's alright then....I'll just issue the WoF.
Highway Biker
My bikes a 1980 Yamaha XS1100-- iget asked ''Is that a Triumph?
I look under bike,no oil leaks and Reply'' No, I dont think so--It could be a Norton''
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you missed the other classics seat belts all chewed up and dont work but i dont have passengers in car yeh right.
wipers blades torn i dont drive in the rain.
even had sorry tyre is worn down to the cords in the inside edge youll need to replace the tyre.
Customer: can i turn it around so its on the outside.
arrrrrr mmmmmm nooooo!!
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
I'd love to be a mechanic. I'd try to sell blinker fluid and winter air for tyres
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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Was in a gas station filling my bike up wearing my leathers and helmet and some little kid came up and asked if I was a spaceman
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