That was like a red rag to a bull Kiwi!! I still love that piccy in the paper!!
You two softies coming up again?? Shit, my daughters got a new cat now..... I'd better send it to a cattery incase you get frisky again.... Oh yeah, do you still need the extra large bottle of jack off lube beside your bed Kick??? (Oh, and can you please bring your own sleeping bag this time - I had to throw out the one you borrowed - it was so full of monkey spank and gerbal fur!!! Where did you get the gerbal from anyway???)
Mate, if Kiwifruit has one hand to spare, then he'll probably be swinging on your slower rig......![]()
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
Oh you so don't wanna go there Fruity!!
I'll bet ya 6 boxes, that if I want to, I'll spit ya off in 4 corners!!! Only problem is, if you go, then it'll generally mean I go too..... Not good feng shui!!
You taken some of those sidecar HTFU pills or been to the gym mate???
By the way, what boxes are you talking about??????![]()
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
2 laps yes
3 laps no
![]()
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
I reckon me and mr fruit have to do a little competion lets see who can do the fastest laptime and DNF dont count! no bribing the driver mr tooty fruity!
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Bookmarks