Mastercard - Priceless!

**froggyfrenchman** · 30th November 2005, 11:27

this thread is piss funny! well done to all involved

**phoenixgtr** · 30th November 2005, 11:35

Arrrgh!!!

**phoenixgtr** · 30th November 2005, 11:37

Originally Posted by Swoop

Love ya work, mate!

That man deserves a beer

**Dilligaf** · 25th March 2008, 11:54

You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

**Edbear** · 25th March 2008, 11:58

Snopes is your friend...

**Oakie** · 25th March 2008, 12:03

Originally Posted by Edbear

Snopes is your friend...

Yep. I've also heard the point of origin of this story as being alternatively London and Sydney. I even seem to remember it being recounted to me in pre internet days as having happened in Timaru but with a slight variation.

**Number One** · 25th March 2008, 13:12

I was a service gal at a real wedding that went very similarly to this.

The bride and best man had apparently been snapped in the 'toilets' right before the ceremony (what a skank!) by someone who obviously relayed it to the groom.

He got right through the ceremony and his 'seemingly lovely' speech and then last up thanked his best man for "bonking his bride in the loos before the ceremony"!!!

Right time for a rumble!!! There were fists everywhere - watch out for grannies at those things too...they might look sweet in their wedding garb but they get mighty pissed off when a perfectly lovely wedding event gets ruined.