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    This guy is GREAT what a shit stir.......check out the following from his website:

    Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

    Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.
    I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
    Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
    It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
    Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.
    So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?
    Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.
    Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.
    Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.
    Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.
    Bullshit.
    Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    This guy is GREAT what a shit stir.......check out the following from his website:

    Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

    Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.
    I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
    Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
    It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.
    Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.
    So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?
    Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.
    Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.
    Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.
    Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.
    Bullshit.
    Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.
    AMEN brother!
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    Hallafuckenyullah...it just gets better....

    Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women

    MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than women.
    Naturally as a man the moment I thought of an idea I set to work implementing it — in this case by writing it. It would have been exactly the same if my idea had been the wheel or the Hoover Dam. That’s because I’m a man and instead of taking shit from the world around me, I can shove shit right back into it as well.
    Dick’s Top Ten Reasons MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
    10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
    I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
    9. Men are not sponges
    Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
    8. Women are racists
    Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and fuck definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
    7. Men live less than women
    The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
    6. Men write illegibly
    Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
    5. Jesus was a man
    Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
    4. Men wear watches
    Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
    A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the fuck ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
    3. Boys destroy things
    The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
    2. Marriage is stupid
    Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to fuck the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t fuck. Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
    Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
    1. Men have penises
    When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’

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    I like number 4 and number 10 and 2 and 1 and 3 and 8 and 6 and 5 and 7 and 9
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Wow, that's uncanny, he's just like listening to you mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Wow, that's uncanny, he's just like listening to you mate.
    Just like a women already something sharp to say
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

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    saw on his site: "Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming" couldn't be arsed reading it but i can guess its something stupid.

    The guy shows evedence of planning, he has answers for everything and when he doesn't he goes for the throat "loose a few pounds" i mean really, he's just offsetting the fact that he knows he's wrong, he's got something to gain from this or he wouldn't do it. Hasn't got the balls to take his glases off etc etc, he's marketting something.

    Are americans so bored?
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    made a couple of good points. the rest was his cock running up his spine and spearing his brain.
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    Lol @ All the peope who seriously respond at this guy. Clearly he is a piss-taking attention whore. But the burn at the end was absolutely priceless. Haven't laughed that hard in ages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    saw on his site: "Vaginas Might Be Causing Global Warming" couldn't be arsed reading it but i can guess its something stupid.

    The guy shows evedence of planning, he has answers for everything and when he doesn't he goes for the throat "loose a few pounds" i mean really, he's just offsetting the fact that he knows he's wrong, he's got something to gain from this or he wouldn't do it. Hasn't got the balls to take his glases off etc etc, he's marketting something.

    Are americans so bored?
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    made a couple of good points. the rest was his cock running up his spine and spearing his brain.

    Either you two are secret little bleeders OR are trying desperately to stick your collective tongues down the back of the site KB women in a futile attempt to get a ROOT.
    Stop it.
    Give over to the truth, 'our lord the man guru' [as he shall become known] is the holder of secret knowledge long suspected by most men. Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?

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    Linched

    I am gonna get linched by all the militant women but what the hell, I was pissing myself for most of it. Watched it with my housemate and he cracked up too. OK some of what he said was just to provoke and get attention but some of what he said made sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Either you two are secret little bleeders OR are trying desperately to stick your collective tongues down the back of the site KB women in a futile attempt to get a ROOT.
    Stop it.
    Give over to the truth, 'our lord the man guru' [as he shall become known] is the holder of secret knowledge long suspected by most men. Apart from breeding and bleeding what practical use are women?
    burn burn burn


    fookn priceless





    The sheilas that 'feel' offended, are you identifying with those behaviour patterns, baaaa baaaa baaaa - truth hurts eh?






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    Hahaha you know that woman heard him at the end, she probably went home and ate through a tub of ice cream, having a cry watching sleepless in seattle or some shit. He probably went home thinking i'm the greatest guy in the world, had a masti then comad after a twelve pack to wake up happy and refreshed for another day of not giving a fuck. Brilliant. Nothing to complain about with that vid, his views. I've met some women that think the complete opposite, that women are the greatest gift ever and that men are tiny little muppets that do what they want. No matter how he conveys stuff there is a little truth behind what he says *to an extent*, even though he is a tool.

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    The woman's problems was that instaead of saying she didn't hear him and looking pathetic she should have said 'Yeah I could lose a few on the treadmill but how will you get a dick?' and that would have given her some kudos.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drider87 View Post
    Hahaha you know that woman heard him at the end, she probably went home and ate through a tub of ice cream, having a cry watching sleepless in seattle or some shit. He probably went home thinking i'm the greatest guy in the world, had a masti then comad after a twelve pack to wake up happy and refreshed for another day of not giving a fuck. Brilliant. Nothing to complain about with that vid, his views. I've met some women that think the complete opposite, that women are the greatest gift ever and that men are tiny little muppets that do what they want. No matter how he conveys stuff there is a little truth behind what he says *to an extent*, even though he is a tool.
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Must admit to having small smile on my face as I watched him. Expected to see him morph into the large smelly gray creature that terrorised Hogwarts in the first HP movie Amazing what people will do for their 15 minutes of fame.
    Oh wait, he did actually bear some resemblance to the aforementioned movie character.....
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