Want to help the Tibetans?

[ManDownUnder]

There is the whole Greco-Turkish issue to take into account. There have been 4 wars over this and goodness knows how many deaths.

Which explains why the kebabs are often dripping with Grease! Thank you. It's not actually lamb at all!

[Tank]

Which explains why the kebabs are often dripping with Grease! Thank you. It's not actually lamb at all!

[idb]

But the Turks are staging cross border raids into Iraq and killing the Kurds.

No wonder cheese is so bloody dear!

[idb]

Curds! Do they make them into cheese?

Damn damn damn!!!!

[Oakie]

To understand what's going on in Tibet today you have to go back to 1950 when Chinese troops invaded Tibet. The only difference is that now the Tibetans are fighting back.Skyryder

In 1950 China invaded a small part of Tibet. The Tibetans fought back then but came second.
In 1951, representatives of Tibetan authority participated in negotiations in Beijing with Chinese government. It resulted in a Seventeen Point Agreement which affirmed China's sovereignty over Tibet. The agreement was ratified in Lhasa (the capital of Tibet) a few months later. How much choice they had in signing that agreement I'm not sure. After that the Chinese did improve the Tibetan infrastructure ... roads, schools hospitals etc however religious and political freedom suffered.

I think a lot of the protestors out there today believe than China simply invaded out of the blue and took over the whole country. Wasn't quite that cut and dried.

[Swoop]

By tucking into your loosely packed kebab you are choosing sides in a conflict that has been going on 100 years.

Only 100 years of loosely packed kebab? Damn, I might have to take this thing inter.. Oh no..., to Edgecumbe!

Curds! Do they make them into cheese?

So where is the country called "Whey"?

[Tank]

I think a lot of the protestors out there today believe than China simply invaded out of the blue and took over the whole country. Wasn't quite that cut and dried.

Ignorance of the facts wont stop 'rent a crowd' from protesting tho'

[Oakie]

Only 100 years of loosely packed kebab? Damn, I might have to take this thing inter.. Oh no..., to Edgecumbe!

So where is the country called "Whey"?

So Saddam Hussein couldn't invade Turkey because like Little Miss Muffett, he had Kurds in his Whey?

[Hitcher]

We should immediately declare war on China. That should put the shits up them.

[Steam]

So Saddam Hussein couldn't invade Turkey because like Little Miss Muffett, he had Kurds in his Whey?

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a pun winner!

Holy spit that's good. Did you think of that yourself?! Bling for you!

[ManDownUnder]

We should immediately declare war on China. That should put the shits up them.

Take the condoms off our strike force hardware, train up a few pilots and we'll be away laughing!

[Oakie]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a pun winner!

Holy spit that's good. Did you think of that yourself?! Bling for you!

Aww shucks. I'd like to claim it as original but I may have heard it somewhere else a few years ago. Can't be sure now.

[Hitcher]

Take the condoms off our strike force hardware, train up a few pilots and we'll be away laughing!

There and back on a tank of gas? No worries.

[ManDownUnder]

There and back on a tank of gas? No worries.

It's election year - can't we use all that hot air?

[idb]

We should immediately declare war on China. That should put the shits up them.

We've already got them surrounded in Afghanistan, Iraq and the Solomons and they still haven't surrendered.