Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Nasty, Nasty!! Wait till evening, then waste the little f*ckers. Petrol will do the trick.
A dream without a plan is just a wish!
Make it happen....
....DREAM+PLAN+ACTION=GOAL/TARGET
No, just the aforementioned Carbaryl or Petrol method. And yes, they are very feisty, so do it at night, use little or no light, and wear your leathers, etc.
The other method that works well with these little buggers is Oven cleaner in the aerosol can. It is full of caustic and you don't need to get too close.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
If you use petrol, don't light it! The blast will blow some clear and they will be very pissed off!
Leave it unlit and the raw fumes will kill them.
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fly spray and a lighter,wicked flame thrower,they cant get you with out wings![]()
Oh my god.. that sounds like so much fun..
I want a wasps nest!
Definately go with the fire method, who cares if it's more or less effective. It's fire! Water pistol filled with petrol, strap a zippo to the end of it. that'd be fun.. Till the water gun catches on fire then all the petrol ignite's ad you're running around screaming "Argh! My hands on fire! What are the chances of this possibly happening?!"
Still.. it'd make a good story..
Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
Reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number
Its number is six hundred and sixty six.
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Wait till just before dark then go along and give them a blast of fly spray, any sort will do. they'll be dead in a couple of minutes.
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