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    It's not only lesbians!

    i was chatting to a work mate today about bikes and girls on bikes and how great bikes are, when she turned to me and said.....

    "I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

    is this a common thought within the female straight variety?

    we all know MILFs ride (i wont give an example but you know who you are!) and me being obviously gay i dont quite think like the average straight girl so im a little behind the 8 ball on this one

    so any ideas?
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    I imagine them all as lesbians............... helps me alot!!!
    Does that help??
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I imagine them all as lesbians............... helps me alot!!!
    depends on what context you place your lesbians in!
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    your gay ? hmmm learn sumthing every day ! .... makes note to self , ... dang female population interested in bike, ride bikes , or the approriate size to take on a bike is dwindling !
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    The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    "I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

    so any ideas?
    This assertion of fact means that both Mrs H and I are lesbians. So that's OK then. I had actually thought for a while that this may have been the case. Now my suspicions are confirmed.
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    What's a MILF?

    No, really...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    The only comment I have to make is that the average female doesn't have sex with other females anywhere near often enough, and anything that encourages such behaviour, like motorcycling, should be promoted relentlessly.

    They don't all look like the ones in the movies.

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    Well if most of the women that ride bikes are gay... and most of the men are gay (hondas)... makes you think if the rest are just in the closet doesn't it!

    ...not me of course, us Kawasaki riders are as manly as they get ..wheres my beer?
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    Well look at the amount of them on here lol

    I have found the only straight ones are those with bf's or ex bf's who have got them into it.

    Or parents from a young age, apart from scooter riders the ones who generally start themselves i find are lesbians lol

    It's nice.

    Whats nicer is following nicksta hanging her ass off around taupo (not a lesbian)


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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post


    What's a MILF?

    No, really...
    Mum I'd Like to Fuck.

    your welcome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    They don't all look like the ones in the movies.
    You obviously haven't seen fireball in a wet T-shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post


    What's a MILF?

    No, really...
    really?....

    Mother I'd Like to F....

    used in porn to describe desirable women older than say 30?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    You obviously haven't seen fireball in a wet T-shirt.
    I know, those breasts of hers are wasted on the women.. *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    .. she turned to me and said.....

    "I wouldnt ride a bike because only lesbians do"

    ...any ideas?
    Does this mean there is a closet lesbian awaiting freedom trapped inside me?
    Not sure where she would get that generalisation from unless it's from B grade porno/chick/bike flicks (not that I know of any of those off the top of my head).
    btw, what are MILFs?
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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