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  1. 29th April 2008, 10:43 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    What he said..

    I think that we could however expand a little on that concept:

    Which bike represents your sex life the best?
    a yamaha TZR250

    Noisy, unreliable, and a shitload of fun.
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  2. 29th April 2008, 10:50 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    a yamaha TZR250

    Noisy, unreliable, and a shitload of fun.
    Nice!

    I'm still working out which bike would suit mine...she'd have to be a prototype really: somewhere between a Harley and a 1098 I reckon!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fizbin View Post
    hahaha great post! +1
    But it is like i say to my wife.
    "Here for a good time baby not a long time!"
    So it would be an early 70's kawasaki triple two smoke for you.
    Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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    Not sure what bike would represent me - but it would have to be dodgy for sure.

    Probably a 2-stroke motard though - something that'll need it's piston looked at, at least every 20th hour
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    I'm surprised that no one's mentioned shaft drive yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pwalo View Post
    I'm surprised that no one's mentioned shaft drive yet.
    Or a '69 anything.
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    Any tank-slapper will do...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romeo View Post
    Biking is like sex, except I've got a bike!
    What the hells that supposed to mean?!
    There are 10 types of people in the world .. those who can read binary and those who can't.
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    Nah bikes dont wana cuddle after thrashing them.
    " yah trick yah "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Practice makes pefect and you just need a good stand!!
    Just curious what sort of stand is best something like this maybe?
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    Rippling with muscle,sexy lines,too quick,fat in the middle and ready to go again after a short rest.

    GSX1400 of course! ok and me.
    Oh bugger
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Seen on the side of a bike transporter.

    "If MY Wife Let Me Ride Her As Much As My Bike Does I'd Be At Home Right Now"




    Many a true word in jest and all that.
    You mean this one???
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    So it would be an early 70's kawasaki triple two smoke for you.
    If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max Headroom View Post
    If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast......
    Or you need another compound for your rubber...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Larger does not nessesarily mean more fun ,its all down to the skill of the equipment operator!.......but I would say that
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