Found a cold cooked chicken squashed on my seat

[MIXONE]

That aint no rat bike boy that be a chook chaser(Obviously caught one)

[scrivy]

So.... did it smell like fish?????

[Tank]

Arnt you the guy who called himself a freegan?

Well there's a good ol' free dinner there and you turned your nose up at it.

pffft.

[EJK]

Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.

How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.

I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.

Using flying creatures for a prank.... Reminds me of a quote from Indiana Jones:
"Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky!"

[GaZBur]

I saw it parked outside the row of takeaway shops too! I stopped to look - thought ahhh so thats Steams bike. I thought it looks real cool in a Mad Maxish way. Do you have a helmet and gear in the same sort of look - you would get plenty of acting parts from the little bit I saw of a NZ kids program called Madigans quest. Didn't see no chickens acting suspicious or otherwise near the bike, he must have come along after I saw it.

[scumdog]

Some dick had walked along the main street in broad daylight and squashed an entire cooked chicken into the seat, which then congealed and solidified.
I found it after work today.
Congealed fat ran down both sided of the bike and seagulls had been at it.

How gross is that??
Fucking annoying to clean up. Greasy. Needed a lot of water.

I didn't think I had any enemies. Maybe I do now. Maybe they just didn't like the Mad Max look of my bike.

Maybe the chook had committed suicide on your bike - a kamikaze dive-bomb sort of thing??

[Virago]

Maybe the chook had committed suicide on your bike - a kamikaze dive-bomb sort of thing??

Kamikaze chicken - is that like Teriyaki chicken...?

[Steam]

Do you have a helmet and gear in the same sort of look

Cor! I wish! Taking to the old sewing machine is a bit... girly... for me though.
It would be cool, something to do if I get bored maybe.

Arnt you the guy who called himself a freegan?
Well there's a good ol' free dinner there and you turned your nose up at it.
pffft.

That's my scabby brother.

Maybe the chook had committed suicide on your bike - a kamikaze dive-bomb sort of thing??

And plucked and cooked itself, and wedged itself into a plastic tray? If I could find the parents of that bird I'd be a millionaire from marketing self-plucking/self-cooking chickens.

[DingoZ]

What a fowl prank that was..................

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Thought of you when I was working in Dunedin on Friday.

what and you didn't visit...

Being Dunedin mate i would be more worried about what they had been doing with said chicken and was it indeed fat running out of it.

errr thats Waimate

[BIHB@0610]

What a fowl prank that was..................

hehe a complete cock up

[Smokin]

That wasn't cold fat dripping of ya seat, The seagulls just scored with a hot chick.

[BIHB@0610]

That wasn't cold fat dripping of ya seat, The seagulls just scored with a hot chick.

But she obviously went cold in the idea

[Smokin]

But she obviously went cold in the idea

A frigid hot chick?

[Meanie]

A frigid hot chick?

Yep........ most of them are, at least 80 percent of the time