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    Quote Originally Posted by Bambam View Post
    Does anyone know of gay biker groups in NZ, specifically wellington?
    Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    [and] how unfair it was that to look good we have to wear this crap
    hrm, a nice sporty outfit does it for me. Or a nice soft tracksuit. A smart business suit on chix is verrrry hot. I agree you don't need all that uncomfortable stuff - hard to get a hand down it too.

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    saying all female motorcyclists are lesbian is like saying all male hairdressers are gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    saying all female motorcyclists are lesbian is like saying all male hairdressers are gay
    not at all, there are plenty of straight female motorcyclists.

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    I'll have you know I've happily followed some straigh female butts on bikes for miles on occasion. What a great way to be distracted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    saying all female motorcyclists are lesbian is like saying all male hairdressers are gay
    My male hairdresser isn't gay. But his boyfriend, I reckon he might be.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    We are supposed to share shoes??? wtf?



    Yes there are some lesbians that dress like blokes, but there are also loads of lesbians that don't. You probably only recognise the ones that do which makes you think all do but it's not the case. It's possible you might see poorly dressed straight women and assume they are lesbians as wall.

    It raises and interesting question though - what is "style" exactly? It's a very different thing to "fashion". I personally don't care if someone else wants to wear a leather waistcoat and a feather earing, it's not my cup of tea but whatever. I used to wear skirts, high heeled boots, stockings and all that to work, I was sitting on the bus one day (freezing) when it stopped and two people got on, both obviously going to work in an office like me. A guy in a suit carrying a bag slung over his shoulder looking confident and comfortable, and a girl in a skirt and high heels, a tiny handbag with an impractically small strap, and another bag to actually carry stuff in. The bus drove on and the guy was fine. The girl on the other hand was stumbling around on her high heels, wrestling with her purse, trying to keep the hair out of her face, pulling her skirt down so it didn't ride up while she held onto the bar... you get the picture, she was clearly at a disadvantage. I was sitting there pondering why women's clothing had to be some damn impractical and uncomfortable, how unfair it was that to look good we have to wear this crap when it dawned on me - we do it to ourselves! Nobody forces us to wear this stuff, and is looking weak and incapeable of even standing up properly on a moving bus or breaking into a jog to cross the road actually attractive? And if so to whom? So I made a concious decision to no longer conform to what the majority of society considers to be "fasionable" and instead to wear what I think looks (and feels) good. That doesn't necessarily mean dressing like a man, just not dressing like a barbie doll.
    Anyone doing the barbie doll thing (or who looks like Paris Hilton) is not stylish. How do you pick a lesbian who isn't dressed in the cliche? I'm asking seriously?..
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fergie View Post
    saying all female motorcyclists are lesbian is like saying all male hairdressers are gay
    So, you're saying all female motorcyclists ARE lesbians then.
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    Anyone wanna be my Lesbian??..... Even Im better looking than some and I dont wear Doc Martins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Anyone wanna be my Lesbian??..... Even Im better looking than some and I dont wear Doc Martins...
    Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though!
    I'm heartbroken ...you never wanted to play with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though!
    bahahah, bring it on !

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Rightio... we have CB and Goblin on the 'self-motivated straight biker chicks' list, now, any other takers?
    That would be me! Economic reasons when I first left home made it essential that I had cheap, reliable transport... A motorbike! My parents were not amused.

    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    yeah must be gay
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    "Only dykes ride bikes" are no different than the guys who dream up other excuses for why they don't ride
    They would be called pussies I presume?

    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Anyone wanna be my Lesbian??..... Even Im better looking than some and I dont wear Doc Martins...
    Pick meeeeeee!

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Don't think so...but I'll play with your wife though!

    You never let on you fancied me Though the offers of a massage are beginning to make a bit more sense now
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Anyone doing the barbie doll thing (or who looks like Paris Hilton) is not stylish. How do you pick a lesbian who isn't dressed in the cliche? I'm asking seriously?..
    By the secret handshake of course...

    You can't - that's the point (unless they are holding hands with or kissing another girl, that's a giveaway)
    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be quoted out of context, then used against you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bert_is_evil View Post
    You can't - that's the point...
    Yeah, I totally didn't pick you as gay from those back protector photos.
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