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    Dumbass!

    I dont get on here much, if at all, and what follows may upset those with tender sensibilitys.
    But here goes...
    Who the FUCK, was the dopey little retard on the Honda Repsol NSR 250 rego XXXXX (I know it, but I just cant bring myself to put it on here) tonight on the southen motorway at about 6:30 heading south who got off at Mt Wellington?
    Do you have a death wish?
    Or is it more complicated than that?
    Like your parents were related? Closely related.
    So you can do wheeleys...
    Woop de fucking do.
    I think that the Newmarket viaduct in heavy trafic is the ideal place to pratice them too.
    But you really got stuck into that ute, both sides too...
    If I was him I would have knocked you flying by about attack number 3.
    So what did he do to derserve that?
    Kill the fucking pope?
    You should learn to chill out, not thats its high blood pressure that will kill you...
    As you dont use your mirrors, indicators or brain, or actually look where your going, I'm impressed you made it in to Auckland at all.
    A lot of us split, I split every day, dont act like a fuckwit and you dont get booked, they are banning it, or are trying to in Australia and its going to be heros like you that help them ban it here.

    Be thankful I'm putting this on here and not making a formal statement to the police.
    We all have our little obsessions...

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    You mean Dumbarse don't you? Sounds better - more visceral kinda.

    I never seen you on splitting on the southern and I did it for a year and a half - Howick to Ponsnobby every day. Course I can't wheelie.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice View Post
    Who the FUCK, was the dopey little retard on the Honda Repsol NSR 250 rego XXXXX...?
    i think they call him Stew Pidcunt
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    DUCATI ALL THE WAY!!!

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    Nice rant but I cant actually work out what said rider did.

    Not wear gloves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice View Post
    If I was him I would have knocked you flying by about attack number 3.
    Fuck yes, if some complete dick on a bike tries to pull that kind of shit on me, I would have no hesitation knocking them of their bike with my car.

    What is it with some bike riders that makes them think they can ride like complete dicks, yet everything is always someone else's fault?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post
    Fuck yes, if some complete dick on a bike tries to pull that kind of shit on me, I would have no hesitation knocking them of their bike with my car.

    What is it with some bike riders that makes them think they can ride like complete diks, yet everything is always someone else's fault?
    yep bling sent id do the same ,already crashed one wee turd with my car , he was in a car tho .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Nice rant but I cant actually work out what said rider did.

    Not wear gloves?
    One wheel through heavy trafic, three times that I saw in about 2k.
    Attacking 1 1/2 ton of steel and stuped, and went back again, and again.
    The rest was just the standed carving through packs of cars, slowing down only to rark off in a plume of 2 stroke smoke and noise.
    Ya know, standed 20-30 IQ crap.
    We all have our little obsessions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    You mean Dumbarse don't you? Sounds better - more visceral kinda.

    I never seen you on splitting on the southern and I did it for a year and a half - Howick to Ponsnobby every day. Course I can't wheelie.
    Dont comute on the Daytona, got a scooter for that task.
    We all have our little obsessions...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dipshit View Post

    What is it with some bike riders that makes them think they can ride like complete dicks, yet everything is always someone else's fault?
    Acting like a dick and blaming others is not limited to bikers, it happens in every facet of society.

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    Booze - check

    Drugs - check

    Good nights sleep - check

    Nope... tried everything and I still can't totally fathom this thread, I make it that some guy on a chew fiddy was trying to beat up a ute with his front tyre?

    That's just crazy...
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    sorry, im sure i waved

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    Nice Rant! Some people need to take a tumble or two before thay figure out how to share the road properly, i just hope this guy is lucky enough to learn before something worse happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Acting like a dick and blaming others is not limited to bikers, it happens in every facet of society.
    Motorcycling seems to attract more than its fear share of cowboys though.

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