Just a quickie as the actress said to the Bishop.
I just followed a car with it's hazard lights on and as it happens we pulled up alongside each other at the lights. Grandma and Grandpa were sat there looking like they ran out of things to say to each other 65 years ago,so I waved to get there attention. "Excuse me you've got your hazards on, I say you've got your fourways on dear".
So they both start looking round the dash for signs of something amiss, she even looked in the glovebox incase that was the problem. They both looked back at me shrugging their eyes (not easy to do).
Their clearly deaf as, so I'm desperately trying to remember the international hand signal for your hazard warning lights are on, when the old bugger floors it straight through a red light on the busiest junction in New Plymouth.Straight across six lanes of traffic.Theres a screeching of tyres tootin of horns,muffled screams and I watched as he tootled off up the road,still signaling both ways completely oblivious of the mayhem he'd left in his wake.
I can just hear the conversation at the bowls club,Ere Ethel there was a nasty man at the lights the other day gesturing at our glovebox, well I didn't like the look of him so we drove off.
These people are on our roads,coming to a town near you, be very afraid and be very careful.
Oh bugger
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Originally Posted by SPman
The look on her face was priceless.
Nah...raw sugar. I'm sure she was already sorted on batteries 
No really you've got a point no Fugger understands me.
Fucked if I know...
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