Nah, hell no! I moved to HB just to get away from him!Originally Posted by martybabe
Will ya please come and get him,he scares the shit outta me.He won't have got far,he only speeds through red lights.
You lot can keep him, and your lousy weather!
Mad nagging bitch!
Nah, hell no! I moved to HB just to get away from him!Will ya please come and get him,he scares the shit outta me.He won't have got far,he only speeds through red lights.
You lot can keep him, and your lousy weather!
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Buy my bike
Must be a shore girl thing..... you got any 20 year old daughters? or younger sister?*bows gracefully*
It's a gift
True story though, I promise!Maybe it's got something to do with being French?
Fucked if I know...
" yah trick yah "
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20 year old daughter?dang, I would have had to start young...
And my sisters are not yet legal...but they already have a list of followers, I assure you
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haha.. Im sure they do.... Hey and how am I meant to no how old you are? ahaha.20 year old daughter?
And my sisters are not yet legal...but they already have a list of followers, I assure you
" yah trick yah "
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Squeeze me, on the telly it says it's 22 degrees in the Naki, oh no wait ,that's the channel number.
Look I live here cause it's one of only three NZ place names I can pronounce, that's not reason enough to be subjected to wrinkly racer gangs.
Oh bugger
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Well, you know I'm old enough not to fall for that little trap!
Buy my bike
old enough to need a toyboy perhaps??Well, you know I'm old enough not to fall for that little trap!just joking.
" yah trick yah "
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Look i'm traumatised and all yous can do is chat about sminky pinky, can we please get back to consoling martybabe after his brush with intimidating pensioner thingies.
Thank you.
So how old are ya, oh oh 7?
Just faidin away!
So, there is a God after all!I love the older generation, they're really cool. Some of the old boys have some really wicked sense of humouryou too.
Cheers John.
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Hey,I'm a big fan of the olds too,utmost respect,It's just this fella and his bid to wipe out half of New plym I'm worried about.So, there is a God after all!
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Maybe, just maybe, if you were talking to him with your helmet on your voice would be a bit garbled to old ears, especially if there was traffic noise.
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Naughty Gentleman Biker
Nah,I was in the car and being as friendly looking and polite as I can,poor old dears just got spooked or confused or something.
I just hope they made it home in one piece, the omens weren't good, bless em.
Hardcore Biker
...is he related to this granny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzPicD1I2EHahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.
He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him?
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Dinnae be daft - that's ma wullie. Ma wullie disne know how tae drive a car....and it's still in ma troosers!Hahaha, I'll describe him so you know if it's your old man.
He was old and wrinkly, does that sound like him?
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That international hand signal needs more then one finger......,Their clearly deaf as, so I'm desperately trying to remember the international hand signal for your hazard warning lights are on, when the old bugger floors it straight through a red light on the busiest junction in New Plymouth.l.
oh and NO fist shaking either......
And it sounds he DOES need his hazardlights on....his kids/grandchildren have probably got them hardwired to the ignition for a reason...
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