Just a Dog
Wasn't a problem when i was on my own ! But wow, double the traffic and double the mess !
Now Heidi and i look at it and go No F..K off you do it ! Well NAH !@!!! !!
So here we are ! (shit she's only been a dirty filthy biker for 4 months And picked up all my habits) in need of a maid !
Stockings and suspenders mandatory !!! Nothing else matters !
Yes thats right, i'm paying !!!
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Last of a dying breed
Not sure If I qualify, but I got it maid!!Originally Posted by sinfull
Just a Dog
Had one look at your genda and know ya dont qualify, but ya know what i'm saying so thats all that matters !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
The original Disco
When you get your new maid, your going to have to ask me round for dinner... at least let me watch her wash the dishes...
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Just a Dog
No worries !!! Hell, i just thought of a way to almost (he says softly) pay her wages for the week ! Have you guys round for tea the nights she's on !
Make her asian and could have the whole poontang brigade round for Dinner !~
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
The original Disco
*first dibs on the maid*
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Just a Dog
Ummm so are you paying her wages now Dan ?
Hell all i want is satisfaction !
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/450297...benny_benassi/
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Forum whore
"A man needs a maid"
:katman:
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
Last of a dying breed
Need to tell U guys:
When I was with my ex and she wanted to get back to work after we had small me's, we got Au-Pairs sorted.
$150/week in hand, free board. 20 yo girls.
Believe it or nat, I actually enjoyed having them around the house...
You can get them now too. But $200/week. Then again, $200 for a 20yo to run around doing what you want...
The original Disco
Awesome! This is the best thread ever!
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Last of a dying breed
Lol. U want to know how to find them??? I B Happy to help.
Just a Dog
Awww come on has he given you them girls numbers yet ? No !! Remove it from your favourites man lol
Your sig is just scary ! Send me your ex's name and address and i'll sort him for you !"A man needs a maid"
:katman:
IE: Take him to the nearest mens refuge centre and have the phsyc doctors see if they can realign the ceribral cortex (or just grab him by the nutts and yell continuously these are balls)
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Last of a dying breed
sinfull
U have some jobs for an Au-Pair? See they need work to do, not just walking around for you to watch..
Just a Dog
You know your up late when your antivirus updates !
And you want an Au-pair (what like thats two awww check it outs)
Man i'd be happy with an awww wow !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Last of a dying breed
No more drinking. Now bed!!
And I get Getrud to give U a call...
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