Hardcore Biker
Okay so you are enjoying yourself at a party after a nice dinner out with your other half.
Due to possibly a few to many dringks mixed with steak, bluevein cheese and dancing your other half goes to get some fresh air.
What is the best line for getting rid of unwanted attention?
CREEP are you here with your boyfriend
YOU (said to other half as they come back) are you my boyfriend?
OTHERHALF depends on if you are gonna s**k my d**k tonight.
Should have seen the look on CREEPS face
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Oh, now that's style!!!
Originally Posted by Wolf
ArseBiscuit
How about "sorry I'm not interested and am here with my boyfriend" in a nice polite voice?
[Edit:] can you clarify how we should interperet "many drinks mixed with.....blue vein cheese"???
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One of the more pleasant parts of growing old is you move right on past all the mating game rituals.
People become......just people.John.(Just kidding
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.....your time is coming
Just tell then you are a Lesbian...worked for me saying I was Gay....
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Unwanted attention ...
My friend and I always used to flip a coin... the stoopid male would be thinking he was gonna get lucky and would be going home with the winner.
Yeah right! We were flipping the coin to decide who would tell him to "F**K OFF!"
(of course if he was cute then we would be flipping the coin to decide which one of us would do the honorable thing and step aside...LOL)
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
The instructions are simple...
....and then word gets round...Just tell then you are a Lesbian...worked for me saying I was Gay....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
However, women want what they can't have...
And there's kudos in being the one to 'convert' the gay fella.
However, you might find that you'll get more unwanted attention rather than less.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
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I've seen the ol' "pour the drink down the trousers" trick work quite well, or the usual "get lost creep/slimeball", the ol'elbow in the side, the stiletto stomp on the shoe, a knee in the groin ...
Glad I let my mates take those hits ... its all fun and games until it works and then you're married with children!
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.....your time is coming
Really..................
.....your time is coming
Bugger...now you tell me..................However, women want what they can't have...
And there's kudos in being the one to 'convert' the gay fella.
However, you might find that you'll get more unwanted attention rather than less.
Trainer wheels optional
Just tell them that as soon as you believe there is a relationship, you will go them for half their assets.
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I've seen the ol' "pour the drink down the trousers" trick work quite well, or the usual "get lost creep/slimeball", the ol'elbow in the side, the stiletto stomp on the shoe, a knee in the groin ...That's shocking! I'd never do that to a guy, even if his pick up line is not that great...
There should be such a thing as courtesy really...he had the balls to get close and all that, blah, blah...A polite: "thank you for the interest, but unfortunately, I am:
a-taken,
b- not that interested or
c- PMSing so quite frankly, I savor the idea of a stiff G&T way more at the moment
However, if he is behaving like a creep, touching ANY part of the body in an uninvited manner, well that's a different ballgame.
Fortunately, I never used to get hit on much
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