Want to know how to travel on your bike in the rain without getting wet? Its easy!

**Str8 Jacket** · 26th May 2008, 18:10

Just break down on the motorway on the way home from your very first day at your new job and hope that some random guy in a white van stops to pick you up. To make things even more interesting make sure said guy does not have any tie-downs. This way you'll need to sit on your bike while its in the back of the moving van. The trick is to do this just before the rain starts getting heavy as you'll stay drier.
TIP - DO NOT start making motorcycle noises while doing this as the stranger that picked you up may think you are mental.

**Matt_TG** · 26th May 2008, 18:13

LOL!! Paints an awesome scene .... got pics?

brrrrvrrrroooomm brrrrrvrrroooommmm

**DingoZ** · 26th May 2008, 18:14

classic.....

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Can just see you sitting astride the bike, going nnneeeeeow....And the look on the guys face....

Priceless

**merv** · 26th May 2008, 18:18

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

TIP - DO NOT start making motorcycle noises while doing this as the stranger that picked you up may think you are mental.

Surely not, what would make him think that about you?

**Colapop** · 26th May 2008, 18:25

Did the lovely man in the white van have a white coat too? Did he also give you a lovely white jacket (with long sleeves and buckles) to wear? Does your new flat have padded walls...?

**yod** · 26th May 2008, 18:34

excellent

what was it? "bike go vroomvroom"?

**yod** · 26th May 2008, 18:35

Originally Posted by Colapop

Did the lovely man in the white van have a white coat too? Did he also give you a lovely white jacket (with long sleeves and buckles) to wear? Does your new flat have padded walls...?

must be a half decent place if it has internet access

**Nasty** · 26th May 2008, 18:38

Apart from that your first day was fantastic????

**Number One** · 26th May 2008, 19:17

Shit I rode past someone on the side of the motorway...wasn't you was it?! Sorry chick (or whoever it was if it wasn't you) it was raining already and blah blah blah I was cold and wanted to get home....

SO how did your first day go?

**Trudes** · 26th May 2008, 19:20

Ohh Hels, you really are a crack up!! But, what's this? A "dirty, filthy, bastard white van driving arsehole" picked you and your bike up and drove you home?? Those bastards!! lol. So, what's the problem with the bike? Insufficiant gas? How was your first day at the new job?

**fizbin** · 26th May 2008, 19:22

ROFL legend! +1

**Str8 Jacket** · 26th May 2008, 19:27

Well after getting home and sorted at some god awful hour from Taupo and being woken by my rampant pussy early this morning......... My first day was awesome. Its gonna be alot of hard work but its gonna be good!