Moped rider
And if he ever tries it i hope hes got his car keys..Originally Posted by McJim
So there you go - we've moved on from chat up lines and we now have her kciking you out of her flat at 3 am with what looks like a runny nose and a frown on her facevery funny
GIZY!!
Moped rider
Surely not.... really???
GIZY!!
Learning to lean again.
Sure does, I'm having a bit of an off-season really...Surely not.... really???
Recently single & out of practice...... I'll make the playoffs =
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
You like seagulls?
No? -Fancy a shag then?
Damn! Your friend is REALLY hot - is she single? (Might even work if she's there with her boyfriend and you ask him.)
Establish eye contact with your target.
Buy a new drink - G&T is good.
Walk over casually.
Dip a finger in you drink.
Wipe it lightly some on her clothes.
'I'm very sorry, how about we go home to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?'
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Double shot!!
statistically, one female in four or five will be horny. If she likes you, you are in. Just keep asking (not the same one lol). Not that I get many, er, any. oh well.
DB
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Stop being a bastard then
I met a biker on the ferry once. After a good bullshitting session, a couple of young guys asked him for advice on 'the girls'. He had this to say: "Go early or go ugly!"
I think he was pretty spot on the money with that comment.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Learning to lean again.
So true... 3am is turn around time. If you keep going your gonna get trapped up the mountain with no light when the storm rolls on in...
Maybe I should pull my turn around time foward & improve quality control?
Double shot!!
not as dumb as it sounds !
DB
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Moped rider
An arm wouldnt go astray either.... i mean she's probably going to be cold having got sooooooo wet
GIZY!!
Moped rider
An old workmate recons he would go to town and aim high cos by 3am he couldnt see anyway so it didnt matter what she looked likeStop being a bastard then
I met a biker on the ferry once. After a good bullshitting session, a couple of young guys asked him for advice on 'the girls'. He had this to say: "Go early or go ugly!"
I think he was pretty spot on the money with that comment.
He also asked one chick if she wanted to go to a party. She said 'Yer.. where?' He replied.. 'In my pants'.
He got a nice slap for that one
GIZY!!
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
He should have made a quick follow up to the slap and added - hey if going alone makes you feel uncomfortable you can bring a friend...An old workmate recons he would go to town and aim high cos by 3am he couldnt see anyway so it didnt matter what she looked like
He also asked one chick if she wanted to go to a party. She said 'Yer.. where?' He replied.. 'In my pants'.
He got a nice slap for that one
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Moped rider
He should have made a quick follow up to the slap and added - hey if going alone makes you feel uncomfortable you can bring a friend...
GIZY!!
Hardcore Biker
Excuse me - is your name Gillette? No? Cause your the "best a man can get."
or
Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants...
Moped rider
Excuse me - is your name Gillette? No? Cause your the "best a man can get."
or
Is that a mirror in your pocket. Cause I can see myself in your pants...Thats classic
GIZY!!
Hardcore Biker
lol nice one
Fook Yeah!...Me Got DRZ400sm Now!
& still can't spell for shit!
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