Parking wardens

[JimO]

at the moment i am tiling a limousine companys showroom floor, they have relocated their cars to a warehouse and i am parking inside their showroom but next week i wont be able to as there will be fresh tiles in the door area, there are 2... 5 minute parks outside, either side of their entrance so this morning some poor sap was getting a ticket for overstaying on the 5 min park i went out and politly asked the guy if i could park over the entrance next week without getting a ticket, he said NO, i said why, he said you cant block the entrance because someone may want to either get in or leave the building, i informed him that im the only one in there and absolutly no one would be using the entry, he said no thems the rules and continued writing out the $30 ticket. No wonder everybody hates them

[Mom]

Some of them are really cute for sure. I blame genetics! You too would be pissed off at life if your family genes meant you got a microscopic penis!

I once got a ticket in my car. I live in a small town, I was parked in a cull-de-sac road. I was the only car there, a loner among probably 50 spaces.

We have or used to have a guy come around on a Thursday. Usually we saw him walk down to the dead end chalking tyres and go out after he had been and move one space (as you do)

Obviously we missed seeing him come along that day and I got a $40 fine for parking all alone at the end of the road. I went to the council office as soon as I finished work to pay my "fine" and happened to bump into him. Bear in mind this is a small town and everyone knows everyone more or less.

He was laughing! I shook my head and said I was glad to see he enjoyed his job so much. He just made a smart arse comment back at me. Somehow I managed to refrain from making a penis comment back at him, for all I know they probably have a fine for that as well!

[Flatcap]

You too would be pissed off at life if your family genes meant you got a microscopic penis!

but but but - if he has a microscopic penis, how does he manage to be a wanker?

[Swoop]

Get a gun and shoot the fuck.



Secondly...

They have limo's in Dunedin?

[peasea]

Get a gun and shoot the fuck...

Hey! That's my line! Grrrr

[awayatc]

but but but - if he has a microscopic penis, how does he manage to be a wanker?

tweezers....

[Ixion]

And a good magnifying glass.

[davereid]

If you park on the road but blocking the entrance, he can give you a ticket. But if you drive up the drive and block the entrance, he can't.

[Mom]

but but but - if he has a microscopic penis, how does he manage to be a wanker?

??? Maybe he can internally massage his bits?

[JimO]

If you park on the road but blocking the entrance, he can give you a ticket. But if you drive up the drive and block the entrance, he can't.

no good i would be blocking the footpath

[JimO]

...Secondly...

They have limo's in Dunedin?

this guy has 15 cars 2 rollers 2 bentlys, 2 stretched ltds and the rest are mercs all v8s ( i think the rollers get about 8mpg) they are flat out doing weddings, cruise ship trips, airport pickups etc

[Swoop]

Hey! That's my line! Grrrr

Eh? I thought it was Ixion's!

[gijoe1313]

Burn him! Tar and feather him!

[Disco Dan]

Parking wardens... they have the same IQ as 1000 P.E teachers... "1".

How about you pay someone (read ME) to shuffle the cars around every 5 minutes???

[McJim]

I fucken 'ate parkin' wardens