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Thread: Kiwi Biker's Got Talent.

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    Is it supposed to be silly talents or serious ones?

    I was a semi-professional trumpet player back in the UK.
    I used to play bass in a band before my bass got stolen.
    I can juggle.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    I can do flip's on the ground and over people (10's my record but i wouldn't wanna try much more than 6 these days)

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    I paint. Bt unless it's in a demo show, it's not really entertainment
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    Talent?

    ...once had a cop in uniform on my shoulders at a school gala day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post

    I was a semi-professional trumpet player back in the UK.

    Semi-professional - does that mean you asked for money and they refused?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Semi-professional - does that mean you asked for money and they refused?
    Knowing the guy i would have to guess correct.

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    Err..

    I used to be able to rollerblade pretty farking well.

    Haven't had in a go in three or four years.. after dislocating me knee for about the fourth time the doc's said if I do it again i'll need surgery. So I decided to just sorta slow down from then on.. then just sorta stopped.

    I can also play bass but once again haven't in awhile..

    I'm also pretty keen to seriously injure myself for a laugh. I could be a New Zealand Johnny Knoxville.. if someone would pay me as much as he does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I have a really long tongue.
    And can you breath through your ears? If so, then I know some people who might like to meet you...
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    Isn't PrincessBandit a bit of a gun muso?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Hate to admit it but if one blows through my dogs nose his ears flap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hate to admit it but if one blows through my dogs nose his ears flap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    (Oh, and I can also fart - if someone pulls my finger).
    Delightful.
    And from memory our sister can burp the alphabet.
    Me, I don't do disgusting bodily things like that. Eeeewwww. I don't even own up to farting.....(I always blame it on the dog)

    Hey, but I can tap dance.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Err..

    I used to be able to rollerblade pretty farking well.

    Haven't had in a go in three or four years.. after dislocating me knee for about the fourth time the doc's said if I do it again i'll need surgery. So I decided to just sorta slow down from then on.. then just sorta stopped.

    I can also play bass but once again haven't in awhile..

    I'm also pretty keen to seriously injure myself for a laugh. I could be a New Zealand Johnny Knoxville.. if someone would pay me as much as he does.
    Bling sent just for admitting to rollerblading

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