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    Buy or rent?

    The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

    But...

    Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?

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    The last one I bought cost $80,000, the last one I rented cost $27 in China.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
    The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

    But...

    Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?
    Hahahaha

    Good logic mate

    What could possibly go wrong with a rental?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunnyrob View Post
    The last one I bought cost $80,000, the last one I rented cost $27 in China.
    The last one I bought cost $230,000 (signing off on the divorce next week) but I've never rented in China for less than $40.

    Either Shenzhen rates are inflated, or pimps can pick me for a sucker a mile off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
    (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen)

    Who says it does not happen? I will need a word or three with them

    Find the right one for you, or rent one is my advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naki Rat View Post
    The math problem of the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and you married men know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

    But...

    Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+ million).

    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

    So I ask you, is it better to buy or rent?

    Youve put alot of thought ino this havnt you?

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    Rent it is a lot cheaper..iam sort of going through a simalar situation where it is going to cost me half my life savings...stinks......
    was getting a rental in thailand for $20
    bali was a bit cheaper about $12....
    i have lot of friends say to me....you go and pay for girls.....fuck that ...........never done that and never will.......
    well we are only human after all......
    coments on renting please

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    ...they say that the cheapest sex you'll ever get is the one that you pay for...
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    If it flys, floats or fucks you're better off renting it
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    Rentals maybe cheaper in the long run

    But choose your ride carefully especially if your chasing the cheapies in china

    Ya dick could turn green and drop off or worse

    Then it could all end in tears
    Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    If it flys, floats or fucks you're better off renting it
    haha....never a truer word spoken.......

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    the cheapest sex you'll ever get is the one that you pay for
    hearing this more and more lately!!

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    Yep gotta agree far cheaper to rent. The one that I bought cost me $355,649.85 Sign the divorce papers in another 8 months can"t wait.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Free Man View Post
    Yep gotta agree far cheaper to rent. The one that I bought cost me $355,649.85 Sign the divorce papers in another 8 months can"t wait.
    I take it thats a clue to your username

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