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    People won't admit it but they enjoy watching you ride, and when they're watching they are usually jealous.
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    I got a wristy from the harbour bridge to tristram
    Pillions are all good
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    You didnt mention....Flogging the Sausage?.....

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    Race down the Straights, Hug the Curves, and pull out to avoid children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alanzs View Post
    I think there should be a rule that you have to post of pic of every new ride!
    Here ya go!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brit-bloke View Post
    Here ya go!!
    Hmmm... Not quite what I had in mind.... Nice bike though...
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

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    Is having a pillion on your bike a threesome?

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    HAha look what i started... Lol im the new rider that put up that post lol...

    Keep up the good work boys..
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    The missus still gets pissed off when you clean up after with the curtains

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    Ummm....
    I never park in the "Wet Spot"

    Unlike when your riding, during sex it's great to have something go down on you....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedrostt500 View Post
    Race down the Straights, Hug the Curves, and pull out to avoid children.
    Can't give any more bling, but that was sooo funny. I'm enjoying this thread heaps! LOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by monkeymsea View Post
    HAha look what i started... Lol im the new rider that put up that post lol...

    Keep up the good work boys..
    So it was you that posted that your first ride was like losing your virginity ... have you done your competency test yet?

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    if you go too fast when leaned over and haven't got good grip at the rear there is a good chance you'll slide out.

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    Sorry to wake up a sleepy thread but i had to add something.

    squeaky springs are always a distraction
    don't go too fast, the smell of burning rubber hurts the eyes
    they are both less fun when cages are about
    always a slow start on a cold morning
    exciting and difficult in a shower
    traction keeps it there while sliding keeps it interesting
    learners are always awkward and don't know where to put themselves
    experience is everything but even the experienced stuff it up
    the louder the better, its like a trophy to wake up the flatmates
    2 bikes for a rider is fun and tricky, 2 riders for a bike is just plain weird


    ps love the one about pulling out to avoid children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.koz View Post
    they are both less fun when cages are about
    Cages on the motorway turn a plain boring straight bit of road into a slalom course

    And you/they not being able to move can add to the fun...

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