I need a divorce

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 11th June 2008, 06:40

It's a bitch when the wife dosn't get on with the girlfriend

**Mrs Busa Pete** · 11th June 2008, 06:45

Originally Posted by The Stranger

I think you are onto something there.
What tipped you off, was it the talk of divorce or killing her?

I would of given you some green for this but i'm not allowed.

You are running hot arn't you.

**scrivy** · 11th June 2008, 09:24

Originally Posted by LilSel

So if your new husband/wife does the dirty on ya... you cant get a divorce for two years? that would suck...

Er....... why would you want a divorce if ya partner did the dirty on ya and sucked???????
Shite, isn't that what everyone wants out of a marriage???

**RiderInBlack** · 11th June 2008, 10:26

What ya Hurry? Ya not going ta be silly and re-marry are ya? Or do ya want ya pussy and have ya divorce too, and are still living with her?

Go to the Courts. Put ya separation notice in and wait ya two years is my advise. Bit of luck and she will find someone and want ta hurry the Divorce on. Then ya can get her ta help pay for it.

I was lucky. As soon as it went permanently pear shaped I put in my notice of Separation. We didn't have much in the way of assists and didn't have any kids. Two years later she ask me for the Divorce, in which I was only to glad ta oblige her on the condition that she shared the cost. No Lawyers = No fuss.

**Blue Babe** · 11th June 2008, 10:46

If you are busy, the 2yrs goes fairly quickly, but you do have to be living apart & have separation agreement.
My separation part was pretty messy as he decided to hurt me through the kids.

Once divorce papers are signed at the court house it takes 4wks & one day for it to pass as law that you are divorced.
You can go & do it by yourself or if on amicable terms, together. It's all the same time frame either way.

**BIHB@0610** · 11th June 2008, 16:28

Originally Posted by scrivy

Er....... why would you want a divorce if ya partner did the dirty on ya and sucked???????
Shite, isn't that what everyone wants out of a marriage???

By doing the dirty on ya are ya thinking something like 2 girls 1 cup Scrivy ..... ??

Completely off topic but why get married in the first place? No point in buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage ........

**Badjelly** · 11th June 2008, 16:32

Originally Posted by rudolph

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years?

Why? Divorce is a formality at the end of 2 years separation. The only practical effect it has is allowing you to marry again. Glutton for punishment, are you?

**imdying** · 11th June 2008, 16:45

Originally Posted by Shadows

Just kill her.

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

Pull a Henry VIII and break away and make your own church!

-Indy

Originally Posted by rudolph

Not the most stupid idea

Originally Posted by 98tls

In that case gotta agree "kill her".Failing that photoshop her face onto the end of some dudes dick and use it in court.

Originally Posted by jrandom

Yes, you're fucked, bit hard to claim that you've been separated for two years already when the wedding was less than two years ago.

Why do you need a divorce so bad, anyway?

Originally Posted by Bullitt

Divorce is a way to split your assets equally between your wife and her lawyer...

Originally Posted by Swoop

Take her back to her father and demand a refund! He gave her to you...

Originally Posted by Imanoobie2

Have you tried counselling? Sounds like the "honeymoon phase" is over and you're into the hard yards of living with another person.

Originally Posted by sinfull

Ahhhh yeah, i didn't know what happiness was till i got married !!
But then it was too late !

Originally Posted by Robbo

So she did'nt like Speights huh?? Sure is hard to find the right woman son.

Originally Posted by busa pete

It's a bitch when the wife dosn't get on with the girlfriend

My wife says I'm not allowed to rep everyone in this thread

Waaaapish!

**98tls** · 11th June 2008, 16:47

Originally Posted by imdying

My wife says I'm not allowed to rep everyone in this thread

Waaaapish!

Kill her.

**imdying** · 11th June 2008, 16:48

Originally Posted by 98tls

Kill her.

Given the amount of money she lets me spend on bikes, I doubt I'd ever find a better replacement

**Disco Dan** · 11th June 2008, 16:49

Originally Posted by rudolph

Can I get a divorce before being separated for the minim of 2 years? or can I have it Annulled?

Is she hot/fit?

Got a pic?

**scrivy** · 12th June 2008, 13:48

Originally Posted by Planna

By doing the dirty on ya are ya thinking something like 2 girls 1 cup Scrivy ..... ??

er... maybe.........??????

Completely off topic but why get married in the first place? No point in buying the whole pig just to get a little sausage ........

I like my pigs to eat out of one trough. Also, it won't be susceptible to any diseases......

**Indiana_Jones** · 12th June 2008, 13:58

Still no luck?.......Flee to Mexico?

-Indy

**portokiwi** · 12th June 2008, 14:00

do you have kids then you have to wait the full 2 years.
I had to yes it costs lots and you will lose lots.
I know I did.
Keep your chin up mate we have been through it. Its been just over two years and I still havent signed the docs as i have to yet again pay another $180. I think.
I have a new lady and she is right behind me So thats great.
We are here for you mate.