The most stupid thing you have done (while riding)

[trainingwheels]

um... riding along cheacking out hot chick walking down the road.... looked back at road....seen the driver door of a taxi opened wide..... i took that thing right off at the hinges!!!.... taxi man p*&^ed... but he ended up paying for new forks as he didnt look in mirror...

[scrivy]

Doing a wheelie on my GSX1100EF in Pizza Hut carpark back in '87 with Sidecar Bob sitting on the back. Well..... he was sitting on the back at the start!!!! I parked the bike, turned around to say that was cool, and low and behold - the f@cker had fallen off the back!! He was concussed for a wee while too.............
Thank Christ he holds on to the sidecar better than the bike grab rail!!

[scrivy]

Doing rider swaps at 200kph with the pillion!! That was fun!! Had to trust the footpegs!! Again with sidecar bob.

Also, learning how to ride a bike and wheelie sitting on the tank with feet over the handle bars. Whilst trying it out down the road (in jandals and shorts) I spotted two hotties walking on the other side of the road. I inadvertantly stood on the front mudguard, causing the bike to go down, with me on top. My old Swinger Chris Meads and his brother were filming me at the time, and both thought it was hilarious. Didn't stop filming and come to help me did they?!!!! Bistards!! Covered in blood from head to toes!! Dumb shit alright!
Ah yes, the good old days.

[kiwifruit]

i rode with scrivy once

sooooooo, who is keen to have a go on his sidecar in October? LOL

[scrivy]

Oh yeah Fruitie, I also once got Chris Meads to do a wheelie with me on the back, facing backwards, dragging my helmet down the road!! I had a titanium strip screwed onto the top of the helmet!! Took a long time to stop laughing after that one!!
Might explain some of my pshyc problems.......

I've got an old helmet in the shed - fancy sitting on the back of the Busa Fruitie??

[Roki_nz]

I just gotten my gsx a month earlyer and i turned it on and went back to the house to grab my gear, came back and the bike had roled forward and had fallen on too the side. Moral of the story is don't let your bike warm up on a slope

[sidecar bob]

Doing a wheelie on my GSX1100EF in Pizza Hut carpark back in '87 with Sidecar Bob sitting on the back. Well..... he was sitting on the back at the start!!!! I parked the bike, turned around to say that was cool, and low and behold - the f@cker had fallen off the back!! He was concussed for a wee while too.............
Thank Christ he holds on to the sidecar better than the bike grab rail!!

Yeah ya lick ball, that was pretty silly allright.
Actually, Why dont you tell them about the time you , As you put it "8 pointed" your EFE behind the hospital on the way to my place, Or the time you washed out the front at over 200k in the forest outside Taupo with Glenn on the back so badly that the front rim got a chunk ripped out of it by the road & you didnt crash.
Or the time you were going to show me how hot you could go around Baypark with me on the back & chucked it damn near away on the right hander & buggered your leathers & boot but didnt come off.
Yup, youve definitely been a dickhead in your time buddy.

[scrivy]

Dude..... it was alot of fun though!!! You must admit!!
Remember doing the Buck Rogers Space warp with the rider lying down while the pillion rode at over 200kph!! Sweet Dob!!
What about the time you got a bloody lip from one of my wheelies coming home from N.P........

You old softie!!!

[sidecar bob]

Dude..... it was alot of fun though!!! You must admit!!
Remember doing the Buck Rogers Space warp with the rider lying down while the pillion rode at over 200kph!! Sweet Dob!!


You old softie!!!

ahh yes, Space warp, I nearly forgot, This trick works well in conjunction with the 200k rider swap.
An 1135 EFE has a rather large screen, So the rider puts his hands on the top of the tank, palms down & rests the chin of his helmet on the back of his hands, The pillon leans forward & takes over the handlebars & twists the throttle wide open, Oh, I forgot to mention that this bike was fitted with a 77mm Wiseco 1229cc big bore kit & could fuckin seriously haul ass.
Anyway with your head up inside the bubble at 240k & not hanging on to anything just watching the road & seeing a huge rev counter & speedo swing around to the end of their scale was almost surreal & quite a rush, Then we would slow down to 200k & swap over & give the other guy a turn.

[sidecar bob]

Dude..... it was alot of fun though!!! You must admit!!

What about the time you got a bloody lip from one of my wheelies coming home from N.P........

Another great memory!!! This guy is coming in to Inglewood from my sisters farm over some nasty blind brows at the usual speed (aprox 200k+) & im tucked in with my helmet almost against his back & he gives it one fuckin almighty heave to get a big wheelie going over one of the blind brows.
His back collided with my helmet & my helmet collided with my lip, causing considerable leakage of blood.
I have to admit to spitting the dummy a wee bit that day, But in hindsight, I was pretty lucky that was all that happened i guess.

Notice most of thes hyjinx are done two up & see who the passenger is all the time.
Most of this stuff was done 22 or 23 years ago, So maybe you can understand why we function so well together on a sidecar.

[scrivy]

Notice most of thes hyjinx are done two up & see who the passenger is all the time.

You see Bob - everyone tells me you're a bad influence - this just proves it!!!
Bloody passengers!!!!!

[Kornholio]

Lol........ Was on the back of Fish' ol GPZ600 and feeding it to Paeroa and went through this big dip and as we come up the other side and over the top I left the seat in a superman position and ended up having to grab under his armpits as i hadnt stopped liftoff then promptly landed on his head and almost ended up on the tank...All he could say is 'What the fuck are you doin man??' I punched him in the head

[Boob Johnson]

Lol........ Was on the back of Fish' ol GPZ600 and feeding it to Paeroa and went through this big dip and as we come up the other side and over the top I left the seat in a superman position and ended up having to grab under his armpits as i hadnt stopped liftoff then promptly landed on his head and almost ended up on the tank...All he could say is 'What the fuck are you doin man??' I punched him in the head

Lmfao!! at the ending

[idleidolidyll]

That's easy:

I watched my mate Scelly hoon into a busy lay-by in Wales on his GS1000. He hit the rear brake and slid to a stop on the gravel.

I thought I could do it too.............goddam Guzzi, linked brakes................

I scraped off the chunks, took a bow and ordered a burger

[ynot slow]

Another great memory!!! This guy is coming in to Inglewood from my sisters farm over some nasty blind brows at the usual speed (aprox 200k+) & im tucked in with my helmet almost against his back & he gives it one fuckin almighty heave to get a big wheelie going over one of the blind brows.
His back collided with my helmet & my helmet collided with my lip, causing considerable leakage of blood.
I have to admit to spitting the dummy a wee bit that day, But in hindsight, I was pretty lucky that was all that happened i guess.

Notice most of thes hyjinx are done two up & see who the passenger is all the time.
Most of this stuff was done 22 or 23 years ago, So maybe you can understand why we function so well together on a sidecar.

Don't tell me you've never done similar along Anderson Rd at Eltham?
Going from SH3turn off from Stratford,even in a car is fun as you crest the hill,even better now since the road has hump sign to let ya know what can happen,reccomend it in a car at 130km,even fun on a bike at 100+mph,just need to keep relaxed(or rider does),similar to the railway crossing on Turuturu Rd,not as good as it was 20yrs ago,the crossing not so raised.