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    Ha ha funny as guys but guess what? It gets even better! The new auction for the same bike has no reserve! And the first bid is only a $1.00! Yes its true! Who's gonna snap this one up? Maybe we should all chip in and have a ritualistic bike demo day, all captured on film for everyones entertainment! I mean bike demo day as in demolition!


    Twice the displacement, twice the cost and a decibel problem, I'll pass on the inside brraaaap!!!

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    I see the luxury exhaust has been removed from the new listing. I think I'll ask why?


    Twice the displacement, twice the cost and a decibel problem, I'll pass on the inside brraaaap!!!

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    My question

    Does this wun come with a luxurly exhaust coz I was leally rooking for 1 of those and a bike with a luxurly exhaust wood just be a big bonus on top


    Twice the displacement, twice the cost and a decibel problem, I'll pass on the inside brraaaap!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danger View Post
    Ha ha funny as guys but guess what? It gets even better! The new auction for the same bike has no reserve! And the first bid is only a $1.00! Yes its true! Who's gonna snap this one up? Maybe we should all chip in and have a ritualistic bike demo day, all captured on film for everyones entertainment! I mean bike demo day as in demolition!
    That'll worth a dollar!


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    Accessories...

    Dammit Danger you made me look at that thing (Nausea passing and offset by amusement).

    I really like they way the lower frame cradle attaches at a different angle to the down tube, (good spotting clmintie) but what's really needed to visually set this glamour machine off is 'LUXURY HANDLEBAR TASSLES' to match the polka dot handlebar pad.

    Pity the top bid has gone over the $25 I'd pay for it. I'd love to see this thing chained to a tree at the Sandpit with a luxury sledgehammer next to it. Seriously.

    I'd have to check but I think glamour Handlebar tassles may be available from Lucky Happy Flying Sky Dragon Manufacturing Company Inc. (Hard Parts division. Sorry KTMers but it is orange)

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    The questions are starting to get interesting again.....

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/List...x?id=164334124
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    Well, the speedo looks like a calcuator strapped on the front

    The colour scheme is totally wrong

    Tyres, are they made of recycled condoms?

    Frame, buckles under the pressure of entering into someones drive way then the engine drops out

    The bike in pic 1 does it magicially change colour from black to yellow in pic two?

    The brakes at the rear look like the little 50cc I sat on at the warehouse...put on the back brake the disk locked up and stopped but the wheel kept spinning!!

    The bolts in the frame guarantee they arent lock tight and even if they were they'd rattle out!

    Fark thats a bad bike! Well its not even worthy to be called a bike!!
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    LMAO i threw up a couple of questions
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    A few minor adjustments and it will be a front runner in the world motocross championships for sure!
    Go Coops

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    zongshen are actualy believe it or not quite good because there imported by triumph nz which dont import shit bikes or "bummer hummers" lol
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    EEC approv high standred bike, ROAD LEGAL BIKE,$330 ORC at buyer expense if need regist ,bike is new in a box,96%assembled.


    Engine type:japanese standred AAA grade single cylinder,4 stroke
    Starting mode: kick/electric start
    Max speed(km/h):125
    Max power (KW/min):14.8*6500
    Max torque (n/min):19.8/5500
    Wheel base(mm):1430
    Ground clearance(mm):340
    Seat height(mm):960
    Gross/net weight(kg):130/109
    Assembled dimensions(L*W*H)(mm):2020*840*1280

    **full size 18" and 21" wheels
    **new adjustment on rear wheel
    **digital mileage meter
    ** adjustable front shocker
    **adjustable rear shocker
    **engine protector
    ** front shocker mud protector


    full size adult bike,not for kids

    NOT BUMMER HUMMER.

    Is it as good as a pocket bike lol
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    There was a guy up the sandpit yesterday with a bike very similar to one of these. I sat at an intersection watching him trying to move the thing and he didn't look like he was having fun haha. Not sure if it was him or the bike having the troubles but was a little entertaining for me for me to watch.

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    Ahhhh... fuckin purrrrfect. Wardens bike for Two Moons night ride.

    Well it does have a light!
    Wonder what the candle power is? On watchlist now.

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    what is MOTARD BIKE?
    Kill me plese


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