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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Mwahahaha, she will turn into a female version of me - and then look at the arguments you'll have - and face-to-face!!

    Oh the irony!!
    Yeah, but unlike you, at least she would have a chance of winning the arguments
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Yeah, but unlike you, at least she would have a chance of winning the arguments
    HELLO!!! She = woman = argument won all the time. All ways right!!!


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    He

    No flies on you, you seems to know what is what.

    women = always right; men= always wrong and deformed women.

    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Free Man View Post
    HELLO!!! She = woman = argument won all the time. All ways right!!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Men are bigger, louder and we smell that means WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    No flies on you, you seems to know what is what.

    women = always right; men= always wrong and deformed women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    anti social hours, dealing with scum everyday, working with macho dickheads (some not all) i wouldnt be keen
    As well as no more New Years eves off, and no more Christmas with the family. My sister is a cop and now hates the world! Everyones a crim, including her brothers and has a completely negative view of society.

    If you dont want your missus around anymore, then let her go for it!
    Get rid of those NANA knickers, and FIGHTER it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Yeah, but unlike you, at least she would have a chance of winning the arguments

    You have to win arguments/?

    Well there's a novel concept, I must try it sometime..
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You have to win arguments/?

    Well there's a novel concept, I must try it sometime..
    I see you have taken Helens message to heart there - winning is unimportant, provided you play the game.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You have to win arguments/?

    Well there's a novel concept, I must try it sometime..
    To KEEP a stable relationship, winning ALL arguments does not "help".
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by owner View Post
    WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!
    you must be on your own. If there was a woman in the house I doubt you would get away with a statement like that.


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    [quote=Bikern1mpho;1636291]Come on mate not only do you get hot chick in uniform supplied with handcuffs and truntion to use at ones own discretion. But the lo down on good gear with raid warning.

    What more could you want?



    I have no intention of divorcing my wife......

    Quote Originally Posted by toebug View Post
    As well as no more New Years eves off, and no more Christmas with the family. My sister is a cop and now hates the world! Everyones a crim, including her brothers and has a completely negative view of society.

    If you dont want your missus around anymore, then let her go for it!
    It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

    And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
    The irony is not lost on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    I dunno, we can still be right arseholes off duty when we meet the appropriate dicks-heads, twats and other imbecilic forms of life....
    Waiting, waiting, waiting.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Come on mate not only do you get hot chick in uniform supplied with handcuffs and truntion to use at ones own discretion. But the lo down on good gear with raid warning.

    What more could you want?



    I have no intention of divorcing my wife......



    It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

    And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
    The irony is not lost on me
    I hear you. Look at who I am dating, an ex pot head with "very interesting" family and I want to work in the penal sector. Looks like opposites really do attract, and a little bit of understanding does go a long way.
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 Free Man View Post
    you must be on your own. If there was a woman in the house I doubt you would get away with a statement like that.
    There is a woman in the house but she lets him think he has got away with things like that!! Being the superior gender it aint that hard!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
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    I have no intention of divorcing my wife......



    It seems her preference is to be desk-bound in some capacity, she is probably not suitable to be 'front line'...........her current role has not left her bitter or twisted in-spite of dealing with bottom dwellers-she seems well suited to this type of work.

    And for the record..........A divorce is out of the question regardless of what she decides to do......she put up with me being a chronic pot head for 15 years so I am sure a few years being married to a copper would not be to difficult.
    The irony is not lost on me
    When my sister started seeing the enemy(cops) I was dead against it.After 6 months I learnt. I should have embraced it, he is not so bad hes actually good for her. So dont waste any time being funny about it. Support her! even if she does make wrong decisions

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    "Very interesting"

    is better than being non-descript
    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post

    I hear you. Look at who I am dating, an ex pot head with "very interesting" family and I want to work in the penal sector. Looks like opposites really do attract, and a little bit of understanding does go a long way.

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