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    crap....lost my post when firefox decided to crash...

    ah it was a station wagon, possibly subaru, dark blue, pretty average looking, mid 90s?

    I really cant remember the number I thought JDK352 but there arent any JDK iirc

    the thing is I wasnt really in his lane, the gap between the cars was massive, and my wheels were actually in the other lane, I had no intention of using his lane (not that he's to know that) but i managed to leave the other cars behind so all they had to do was accelerate like normal really.

    if i remember his rego I'll make a complaint but i was so busy thinking of his rego on the way home that i kind of forgot it? like i started rhyming it chanting it in my head until I could scribble it down then I pulled onto durham north and thought "shit...ASJ? JAS? AJS? JFK? kennedy? fuck"

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    Go and lay a complaint .
    You may not have the complete reg number, but if this guy has done it to you, he may have done it before to others, or will do it again.
    With your complaint and discription, the police have reason to pull a vehicle matching your discription if it is seen acting in a stupid manor.
    You remembering the numbers might even coincide with somebody elses complaint who remebered the letters from a similar incident.
    Sad when peoples egos get the better of their self control.
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    Sounds like an idiot with a P-craving... Main thing is you didn't get hit!

    Go talk to the fuzz tomorrow regardless of how much of the plate you can recall. Just give them the information you have and hope for the best.

    I've never had anyone act that dangerously around me - but I have had the odd plonker who thought it would be cool to see if they could match the bike for acceleration... That and the dorks who start creeping forwards so they are alongside you before the lights turn green - stupid and pointless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    the thing is I wasnt really in his lane,
    But ya wernt in your lane either, simple DONT lane split.
    ASJ? JAS? AJS? JFK... a nissin pulsar in silver or another Holden, the other 2 dont exist
    cheers DD
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    Did you manage to get his wing mirror?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Don't complain on here mate, take it to the cops.

    Seriously if it was that bad, lay a formal complaint! Sometimes a reminder from officialdom will increase a car drivers ability to see bikers, and reason!
    Damn straight, he is lucky he picked on you Dave, you are obviously far too nice to do what you should of done. Fuck that for a joke, at MINIMUM he needs a visit from the 5-0
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    You should carry some fart bombs to stink their car out with, that'd piss them off greatly


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    Bugger man at least you are ok, report what you can.
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    What a freakin jerk wad!!!

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    [QUOTE=vtec;1660664]Man, sounds similar to some bastard that tried to hit me on my bicycle over here in Melbourne. I had held onto his rear wing from some lights cause we were about to go up a hill, and he just went ballistic.

    dude, id be very pissed if you held onto my rear spoiler too, most probley get out and kick your ass. what makes my car a jungle gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Damn straight, he is lucky he picked on you Dave, you are obviously far too nice to do what you should of done. Fuck that for a joke, at MINIMUM he needs a visit from the 5-0
    Phew!!! I agree! I thought for a moment you were quoting me on my post about calling someone a cock on KB... Them were the days eh
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave- View Post
    rocked up at one of the lights on Fitzgerald (it's a 3 lane road) just now, I idled up between 2 cars to the front, plenty of room, the lights turn green and I give the usual oomf to get away from the perceived carnage behind me.

    I notice as I pull away the cage to my left has kept pace, his front starts slipping towards me so I boost it to get out of the way, he didn't indicate I thought this guy wasn't paying attention or something, but then he slips right over to my right hand side and hoofs it up my right side, cuts me off, jams on his brakes and cuts back into the lane he was in before.

    i stop chanting some music and say "fuck", so i keep my eye on this guy, rego was ASJ352 (i cant remember the 3 alphabetical letters, numbers are right but there was definitely a J) eventually traffic gods see fit for me to come up on his left, as I'm riding along the guy makes a swerve at me, I'm level with the driver so i kind of look in to see if he's on the phone or getting head or something, he swerves again....fuck this guys insane....I'm outta here a gap opens up in front of me so i boost it before he actually hits and he turns off at the next lights.

    I thought back to that thread where someone chased the guy and found him picking up his Russian girlfriend and going to lunch...but this guy was gonna knock me off if I'd stuck there for another second...

    actually now the initial shock has worn off I should've followed him, not like I've got anything to do this evening and a high speed chase could've been a bit of sport on what's been a pretty mundane day.
    Quote Originally Posted by BiK3RChiK View Post
    The Police do not need the whole number plate... just most of it. As long as you know the make/model. Report it. What a tosser.
    Just a nother tosser on the road must have a small dick another bike rider was taken out yesterday by a nana doing a right hand turn at a set of lights right in front of him dont know how he is takin away in ambo hopefully he is alright bloody cars not watching

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Phew!!! I agree! I thought for a moment you were quoting me on my post about calling someone a cock on KB... Them were the days eh
    lol you know how I feel about assholes that use their car as a deadly weapon, he would of got the kevlar glove from me
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    You people sugesting Dave contacts the coppers, wast a time they wont give a shit and if they did theres nothing they can do.
    Been in FAR worse suituations and achieved nothing through the cops, taking it into my own hands with the help of others (legally) well that went somewere.

    ps: and its pointless abusing this guy with all the names that are being put forward, after all we all know it with out saying it.
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    You people sugesting Dave contacts the coppers, wast a time they wont give a shit and if they did theres nothing they can do.
    Been in FAR worse suituations and achieved nothing through the cops, taking it into my own hands with the help of others (legally) well that went somewere.
    Spill the beans guvna
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