Inventive ways to shut off your bike.....

**munterk6** · 29th July 2008, 20:14

Originally Posted by Marmoot

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**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 29th July 2008, 20:30

Originally Posted by slofox

Quotes from another bike site....original question re shutting off bike

shutting off bike ??? what is this term you talk of?

**CB ARGH** · 29th July 2008, 20:37

Simple, attempt to ride across a lake at low speed towing a trailer full of pregnant sheep. BTW I'd love to watch sheep having sex, it would be fascinating trying to find the "Hole-y Cow" amongst all of that fluff.

Never seen a sheep's penis too. Astonishing.

Here comes the red rep.

Edit: I am not into sheep. Their too baaaad for me. Ha, get it? Baaaad? HA. HA. HA. no.

**avgas** · 15th August 2008, 13:54

Originally Posted by CB ARGH

Simple, attempt to ride across a lake at low speed towing a trailer full of pregnant sheep. BTW I'd love to watch sheep having sex, it would be fascinating trying to find the "Hole-y Cow" amongst all of that fluff.

Never seen a sheep's penis too. Astonishing.

Here comes the red rep.

Edit: I am not into sheep. Their too baaaad for me. Ha, get it? Baaaad? HA. HA. HA. no.

Wow - there are so many things wrong with this post........so many