i miss getting dirty and wet - damn you desk job!!!
i miss riding to work - damn you girlfriend and company car!!!!
just remember kids - while you bitch a moan about having to ride everywhere......a little man wearing a suit at a desk crys
i miss getting dirty and wet - damn you desk job!!!
i miss riding to work - damn you girlfriend and company car!!!!
just remember kids - while you bitch a moan about having to ride everywhere......a little man wearing a suit at a desk crys
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Fookin' pansy twats. Clean bikes are for girls. When I see a clean sparkly bike, first thing I think is `he mustn't ride it much, dun he?'
GiJoe1313. Now there's a man. He can turn a brand-new off-the-shop-floor freshly purchased motorcycle into a proper dirty dusty bug-splattered proper bike in 24 hours. That Hornet 900 don't look two months old!
Sorry, I just can't resist.
The alternative is don't ride your bike and just polish it all the time. Take pictures of yourself standing next to it, get your bitch to do some nude pictures next to it (definitely post those unless she looks like Aunty Helen), post on biker sites, talk about how rugged you are, talk shit, wear leather vests with tassels, the list goes on and on.
Also, when you sell it you can say it was ridden by a nana and polished all the time. It'll improve its resale value and the bike rider who buys it and rides it will be happy. Bwahahahahaaa
Kind of like the guy that doesn't want to ride their bike because it'll put too many k's on it. It is a machine. Thats what they are for, yeah?
I just couldn't resist, so please excuse me and carry on...
Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!
Nothing wrong with a clean machine.
The word "pride" comes to mind...
Shit, when I take mine to work, it even gets to park inside in a HEATED room.![]()
Let the good times roll
I hate that about the rain.. no issues about getting wet. I don't have a caar license so it's my only transport and I love it.
But last week I spent an hour and a half washing and chrome polishing my bike only to need to go out and get some milk and it was dirty again!
Just dried it off at home and it was looking shiney again. Still get to enjoy admiring your bike during the short period it is clean though. Sense of pride in that.
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Clean? Clean? Voss iss dis "clean" off vich you spik? I haf no "clean" in zer vocab.......
Simple own two bikes, and use the dirty bike on the wet days only..![]()
I hate the wetnessewww water running down the back of my jacket yech! I don't clean my bike that much...I like it to have that ridden on look. To me it's a bit like having a gleaming SUV. AND when it isn't perfectly clean I can't see some of the scratches in the paint work from previous owners. Plus I find the more that you clean it the more you have to clean it and so now when I do actualy make that effort I really enjoy the result of my hard work. Dunno if it's true or not but I'd heard that a bit of grime is good and leads to less damage to the paint in the long run?
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