Annoying Christian sayings

[Sanx]

why do we have it if not because of god (Morality)

So ... you do moral stuff 'cos god tells you to. I do moral stuff because I want to.

Hmm - I exercise free will and choose, freely. You have to be ordered. So, either you're immoral by nature and have to be told not to do bad stuff, or you're just incredibly thick and won't do anything without someone giving instructions. Which is it?

[Gubb]

i dont see any inconsistencies or problems.

Have you read the fuckin' thing?
Try these.
Also, which version of the Bible is the right one? Do you let the readers of the other Bibles know that they believe a book that is wrong?

[Slyer]

why do we have it if not because of god (Morality)

Because species that look after each other survive better than ones that don't. Humans, like apes and other mammals are really vulnerable for the first stages of their life and if our ancestors didn't help each other out we wouldn't be here today.
Many many of our desires are ones that help us to survive as a species. The desire to eat, drink, have sex, help others etc.
We can also be very violent as in the past if there were two tribes, one violent and one pacifist, the violent one would kill off the pacifist tribe and so only the violent one would be left to reproduce and continue the species.
This is a very simplified explanation and not perfect.

In summary, all of our good/bad qualities exist a result of them helping us survive.

[blue eyed savage]

And lo, there was a young fella who had his head full of ideas that other people told him

studied evolution lately?

it interests me.
like healthy cells kill mutant cells so evolution just cant work (apoptosis)

[Ixion]

Also, which version of the Bible is the right one?

'S easy. King James version. Oh, Mighty Zed, where are you when you're needed.

[Gubb]

it intress me.
like healthy cells kill mutant cells so evolution just cant work

Quantum Physics you don't understand, but micro-biology is a cinch huh?

Stop copy and pasting your arguments, and give us your real thoughts.

[Pumpkin Pie]

it intress me.
like healthy cells kill mutant cells so evolution just cant work

so that's a 'no' then

[Sanx]

it intress me.
like healthy cells kill mutant cells so evolution just cant work

You're talking complete unmitigated shite. If 'healthy' cells kill 'mutant' cells, how come some people are born blind? Or with a hare lip? Really simplistic examples, I know, but I'm obviously going to have to keep it simple.

Or do you need me to write it out in words of one syllable?

[blue eyed savage]

In summary, all of our good/bad qualities exist a result of them helping us survive.

so hitler was right then? kill the weak and inferior

[yod]

it intress me.
like healthy cells kill mutant cells so evolution just cant work

seriously, get an education.


try anthropology and/or geology, I found them really interesting

[Sanx]

so hitler was right then? kill the weak and inferior

You'd have been fucked then, wouldn't you.

[blue eyed savage]

so hard to answer all the qusions cant spell well enuff or fast enuff

[Pumpkin Pie]

Fish in a barrel, anyone?

[blue eyed savage]

Riiiiiight.

His word? Singular? Must be a real easy bible to memorise? What is the one word? Gullible? Insane? Fuckwit?

Oh, and by the way, god condemned those who work on the sabbath day (Exodus 20:8, 23:12, 31:13 and a shit load of others). And Exodus 31:15 clearly spells out the punishment for those who work on the Sabbath; death. And according to some, operating electrical or electronic equipment on the Sabbath is counted as 'work'. As you, in clear violation of god's law, sinned by posting complete shite on KB, you'll no doubt be putting yourself to death shortly.

Or is that one of the bits we're not meant to take too seriously?



*cackle* The perfect indictment of Christianity is people like you. "I can do whatever the fuck I want, 'cos I believe in Jesus!". What a crock of shit.

Moses laid down the law, which was near impossible to satisfy. Jesus came and furfilled the law, made it complete, so that it no longer condems us.

Jesus said the sabbith was made for man, man was not made for the sabbith. this breaks it down a bit.
the http://www.wcg.org/lit/law/sabbath/mark227.htm

so yes, that basically is one of the bits we are not meant to take to seriously. As in, humans will have a better quality of life if they live by the law which says take a break for a day a week.

"The perfect indictment of Christianity ..."
That would be dead right if i used what you quoted as an excuse to "do whatever the fuck I want". But i dont use it as a license to sin, and indeed, its pretty sad when people do. When you genuinely accept the 'get out of jail free' card that Jesus is dishing out, peopel are so stoaked that they put in a real effort to stop pissing God off (sinning).

[Slyer]

Not "because I'm a stupid mortal.", but because you dont understand God. His character is consistent throughout the bible- he likes it when people rely on him, when we realise we can't always do it on our own. So God is always right, your interpretation of Gods actions based on your underatanding of life and everything else is wrong.

"Answer me this question: How do you know that the bible is correct?"
Why do you not believe the bible is correct? it seems pretty straight foward to me, i dont see any inconsistencies or problems. I dont see you bitchign about quantium physics, but i know you dont understand that.

Firstly, who are you to say that you understand God? Think about that.
So just change "because I'm a stupid mortal" to "because I don't understand god" and you get the same effect.

Believing in a book because "it seems pretty straight foward to me, i dont see any inconsistencies or problems" is completely moronic even if there weren't any inconsistencies.

Here is a sentence: "I am God."
It's a pass by your standards! It is straightforward and there are no inconsistencies!
Don't believe it? Why not?