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Thread: Riding while wearing a Strap-on is awkward!

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    Riding while wearing a Strap-on is awkward!

    As is going into the supermarket to buy beer while wearing a strap-on.








    As you were......
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Uh-huh....women's knickers just don't make the transition
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    waits to see were this goes
    dont waste your time or time will waste you

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    We are only left with a choice not to get too exited while riding... Maybe we should keep a picture of a very ugly woman by the cock pit?=)
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    What a dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    What a dick
    Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's got a strap on now!

    Ba doom doom tish!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    So not a strap-on at all then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's all strapped up now!

    Ba doom doom tish!
    ... mental picture of Hels wearing a strapadictome...
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    You could have let this go for a few pages first, you know. Spoilsport.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    You could have let this go for a few pages first, you know. Spoilsport.
    I was gonna.... But I really need to go attempt to put dinner on soon!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's got a strap on now!

    Ba doom doom tish!
    Are you still with such-and-such (best not name names here...)?

    Sorry, most dicks seem small in comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Are you still with such-and-such (best not name names here...)?

    Sorry, most dicks seem small in comparison.
    Look mate, I hate to be so rude on a public forum and all BUT, im just really not interested. Sorry!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Hey that's a BIG dick to you! I pulled a nerve in my neck and shoulder while getting off the couch on Sunday. It's got a strap on now!

    Ba doom doom tish!

    Cripes chick you're always damaging that body of yours
    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Look mate, I hate to be so rude on a public forum and all BUT, im just really not interested. Sorry!
    Oh shit, sorry. I wasn't implyin... hey! What's wrong with me?!

    Just I do like a women that takes charge once in a while so I can relate to being into dominant women, just I didn't think your boyfriend would take it that far (pun intended).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Oh shit, sorry. I wasn't implyin... hey! What's wrong with me?!

    Just I do like a women that takes charge once in a while so I can relate to being into dominant women, just I didn't think your boyfriend would take it that far (pun intended).


    Yeah mate, he still puts up with me!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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