Annoying Christian sayings

[ManDownUnder]

Something that amuses me are street corner preachers.

Preach the gospel - sure... but to do it in a way that was "current"... 2,000 years is a bit of a bad show. IMHO it just looks stupid. It's a literal interpretation of what should be done despite the fact the electronic age has well and truly surpassed it.

[Ixion]

I see - and what if we are tempted by a Lasagnian bearing a rich Bechamel sauce?

Gnocchi him on the head

[Wiki Drifter]

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[Headbanger]

meh, this earth is the intro alone, so I doubt those kids that skipped the intro and straight into the story give too much care, as for the one guy, maybe he just likes to read every word?

You think they were happy to die?

To lose everything?, For their parents and families to suffer so greatly?
Based on a 2000 year old fairy tale? a fairy tale so flawed and desperate that it makes no sense?

Can you imagine what those kids went through?, what they missed out on? Life is the greatest gift, no matter where it came from.

People such as yourself hide the harsh reality of life and death behind gibberish, For that I pity you.

Every day above ground is a good day, Celebrate it.

[kickingzebra]

Life is the greatest gift, no matter where it came from.

A great gift for sure, but look at your words, does not a gift imply a giver?

The greatest gift would have to be eternal life surely,
if this life is indeed a shadow of the real.

If not, the fact that death is not just and fair should not matter in the slightest if your own moral warehouse is the peak of moral dignity in the universe.

[Headbanger]

Yeah, waffle waffle waffle.

I have no idea if there is a creator or not, Neither do you.

You merely have a book that is clearly the word of man, To read it and think otherwise is delusion.

You can have your imagined eternal life, Use it to shield yourself from this one.

Which is great by the way, Pity some can't see it as they are consumed by the "next one".

[NOMIS]

If they start preaching that funny stuff to me, my favorite response is "jesus died for his own sins, NOT MINE!"

arrghh man,,,,, nevermind

[NOMIS]

Me and Jesus are home boys.

[NOMIS]

primative men what a crock.
altered? read the last page of the bible - Revelation 22:18
the bible makes a lot of sence mabe you should try reading it some time because u havent have ya!?

Rock on Brother.

Okay im slowly picking through this thread and I have so many opinions but I will hold my tounge,

I think Half the people who comment on this thread dont have a clue what they are even commenting about, the atheists on here have no reason not to believe other than there happy with what there doing...
so why mock someone elses beliefs? then try talk bible verses and hypocrisy when they dont understand a single part of it because there missing there own personal relationship with god?? Im talking about Comments liek the bible was written by men ectect.. yes it was but its not there words. But again I already know the majority wont even understand what i mean by saying that.
And in theory looking at it it is hard to understand.. Im just going to stop there Because I can go on and on trying to explain yet there will still be 1000's of questions and comments countering what ever me as a Chrisitan , god, Jesus Christ has to say
There is also a differnece about knowing About God and knowing God.

Other than that I will be quiet

[MisterD]

Im talking about Comments liek the bible was written by men ectect.. yes it was but its not there words. But again I already know the majority wont even understand what i mean by saying that.

Did god personally tell you that he dictated the bible to it's authors? No? Ok, so again you're just going on what some bloke told you....in which case I have this bridge for sale...

[NOMIS]

Did god personally tell you that he dictated the bible to it's authors? No? Ok, so again you're just going on what some bloke told you....in which case I have this bridge for sale...

Who told you it wasn't?

[Headbanger]

Who told you it wasn't?

LMFAO.

Worst comeback in the history of the internet.

Quite an accomplishment, Considering the 7 year olds and idiots of mass stupidity that make up such a large portion of the population

[Jez]

theres a tag to this thread ... to each their own ... cant we just leave it at that rather than starting another pointless religion thread?

the OP was simply pointing out that Christians (himself being one) say some dumb shit ... i totally agree with that, but i would go further and say that Atheists (my preferred choice of belief structure) also say some dumb shit ... in fact everyone everywhere says dumb shit at some stage, which has been demonstrated several times already in this thread ... including by myself

[Headbanger]

As an agnostic I don't judge and condemn others to eternal damnation for not believing as I do.

Nor do others who share my views have a 2000 year history of bloodshed based on our views.

Nor do we knock on peoples doors......

Christianity/organized religion deserves everything it gets.

[xwhatsit]

Who told you it wasn't?

I believe in the Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What? You think She doesn't exist?!

How can you tell me She doesn't exist? She's invisible! You can't prove that She doesn't exist.



Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves.