What type of farter are you?

[Stirts]

Vain
You love the smell of your own farts.

Amiable
You love the smell of other people's farts.

Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Shy
You release silent farts and then blush.

Impudent
You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

Anti-Social
When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

Strategic
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

Sadistic
You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.

Intellectual
You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

Athletic
You fart at the slightest exertion.

Miserable
You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

Sensitive
You fart and then start crying.

Unfortunate
You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

Scientific
You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.

Nervous
You stop in the middle of your fart.

Honest
You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

Dishonest
You far and then blame the dog.

Foolish
You suppress your farts for hours.

Thrifty
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

[ManDownUnder]

Thrifty, Scientific and Vain

edit - and Proud! BRING 'EM ON!!!!!

*PARPPPP-P-PPP-PPP*

[UberRhys]

Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

Thrifty
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

Hehehe...

Baked beans, good for the heart;
Baked beans they make you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel;
So eat baked beans for every meal...

[Stirts]

*PARPPPP-P-PPP-PPP*

That sounds like a Machine Gun Fart

[Colapop]

I am an Insidious farter. I fart with no volume and smile to myself quietly as the room clears and the dog gets blamed....

[Stirts]

Hehehe...

Baked beans, good for the heart;
Baked beans they make you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel;
So eat baked beans for every meal...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love that song.

My dad would sing and fart it!

[Colapop]

That sounds like a Machine Gun Fart

Sound aint the issue with that boy!

[ManDownUnder]

Sound aint the issue with that boy!

LOL ain't that the truth. I had baked beans and a boiled egg for me dinner last night.

... and in other news, our house is borer free!

[MSTRS:Me]

Sound aint the issue with that boy!

Sound is OK.
Sound and smell...carefully move away so as to not drag it with you
Sound, smell and see it...run!!!!

[Stirts]

I am an Insidious farter. I fart with no volume and smile to myself quietly as the room clears and the dog gets blamed....

You dishonest farter you! You should be proud of your stench!

No volume? not even a Whoosh?

[Stirts]

LOL ain't that the truth. I had baked beans and a boiled egg for me dinner last night.

... and in other news, our house is borer free!

AND Koomeeeoooooooooooooooooo is now covered by a haze of brown smog

[ManDownUnder]

AND Keoooooooooooooooooooooomu is now covered by a haze of brown smog

Yup! With a strict "no smoking" ban in force

[Ocean1]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=59567

[Bren]

100% impudent, alongside with 50% sadistic!

[The Stranger:Me]

So diagnose this one.

HDTboy and his missus on a camper trip around Ausie.
HDTboy lets one rip fumigating the camper, when the missus becomes enraged he tries to deny culpability and blame it on her.