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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Oh...and I thought it was Aural Sex. That would explain the nasty ear infection then
    NO... you've got it wrong again... AURAL sex is when you watch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    You need reading glasses by the sounds it.......
    nah don't need glasses prefer to do it the blind way
    by feel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    nah don't need glasses prefer to do it the blind way
    by feel.
    Are you sure that's a white stick or are you just pleased to meet me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Are you sure that's a white stick or are you just pleased to meet me?

    meet me or meat me?.
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    hahahahaaha .. that was actually quite funnny redneck!

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    women Breasts breasts breasts breasts i love them.
    the curve the feel the taste. mmmmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    women Breasts breasts breasts breasts i love them.
    the curve the feel the taste. mmmmmmmmm
    Oh sorry

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    Yep, correct............for all ten

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    and they cook and clean

    some random jokes on the topic:

    why dont you buy a woman a watch??
    coz there's a clock on the oven

    why are women bad drivers??
    coz there's no road between the kitchen and the bed

    why do women have legs??
    so they dont leave slime trails

    why did the woman cross the road??
    who cares...the real question is, why was she out of the fuckin kitchen?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bomma View Post
    and they cook and clean

    some random jokes on the topic:

    why dont you buy a woman a watch??
    coz there's a clock on the oven

    why are women bad drivers??
    coz there's no road between the kitchen and the bed

    why do women have legs??
    so they dont leave slime trails

    why did the woman cross the road??
    who cares...the real question is, why was she out of the fuckin kitchen?!?!
    More to add to my collection!

    It's a terrible thing I go to an all girls' school.

    I'm full of sexist jokes,

    I see breasts all day,

    I can even comment/touch/adjust said breasts after saying said jokes;

    And no one hates me. :]

    Mmmm breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Livvy View Post
    More to add to my collection!

    It's a terrible thing I go to an all girls' school.

    I'm full of sexist jokes,

    I see breasts all day,

    I can even comment/touch/adjust said breasts after saying said jokes;

    And no one hates me. :]

    Mmmm breasts.

    They're like good luck charms. They let me indulge in free roadtrips, meals, alcohol...

    Thats gold +10

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