End of line for iconic Kiwi lollies

[Pussy]

Don't know what's wrong with people nowadays... you need high blood pressure... to pump through clogged arteries

[Maha]

Just to get back on the opening topic......
Jaffas
Interesting trying to get one in your mouth.
Hilarious trying to say anything if you succeeded.

Not qiute a Manly game is it Neil?
Picking the Female staff memeber had fun with it though?...

Palonies are traditionally orange.

Cheerios or little boys are cocktail size sausages. They're just scaled down versions of the saveloy.

Damn you know everything about this sub-subject....I am not worthy....

[nodrog:Me]

Hang on hang on.

OK, Sniftas and Jaffas is propiertory. If Pascall don't make them noone will.

But any butcher can make a sav. So how come they're on the out? All the butchers in the country can't have simultaneously gone to the dark side?

uparently they are unhygienic, dont you remember the great sav epidemic of '85?

[Headbanger]

Savaloy! Paloni? Red looking sausage type thing...little boy? only bigger!

Wtf is feeing anyway?

DOH!

Though never fear I know what a sav looks like, I ate them as a child, Until It occurred to me to ask what the hell was in them, After all it has neither the texture nor taste of meat.

I'd rather pay the extra dollar and eat me some steak.

[Ixion]

uparently they are unhygienic, dont you remember the great sav epidemic of '85?

So ruddy what? You *eat* the things , not wipe y' bum with them. And we survived 85. Bugger me, I've eaten a truck load of stuff a damn site mor eunhygienic than a sav, and survived.


Unhygienic indeed !. Bah, piffle humbug, poppycock even. If that's all it is tell the butcher to wash his ruddy hands.

[nodrog:Me]

... If that's all it is tell the butcher to wash his ruddy hands.

but its not PC to tell somebody they may be covered in germs.

[Maha]

Hang on hang on.

OK, Sniftas and Jaffas is propiertory. If Pascall don't make them noone will.

But any butcher can make a sav. So how come they're on the out? All the butchers in the country can't have simultaneously gone to the dark side?

Ever tried them Smoked??....too fecken' die for!.....

DOH!

Though never fear I know what a sav looks like, I ate them as a child, Until It occurred to me to ask what the hell was in them, After all it has neither the texture nor taste of meat.

I'd rather pay the extra dollar and eat me some steak.

Me also....eye fillet....
Snifters I can live without...never really did it for me.
Jaffas on the other hand, would roll down the steps easier in the old fashioned Picture Theatres.....

[Ixion]

Hang about.

Call off the dogs. Put the missiles back in the silos.

Seems the sav isn't a goner at all. Just that the wankers at Statistics NZ have dropped it from the list of stuff they measure the CPI on. And they've added soy milk and hummus instead ! Yeah, like that's going to give a genuine indication of the cost of living for real people . Always knew those figures were faked.

But the good news is that sav is still with us, in all it's bright cheery goodness.

Oh dear, what a shock. I think I better go and have a wee lie down.

[yungatart]

No snifters! No jaffas!
Oh well, they aren't as much fun any more...not since all the movie theatres got carpeted floors.
Just not the same rolling a box of jaffas in the movies any more...why do they take away all the fun stuff?

Actually, completely off topic but kinda funny anyway...when I was at secondary school one of my teachers was a nasty little vindictive ginga nun! She decided that she would humiliate me in front of my whole class (42 16 yo girls ...not a smart move on her part). I was not the most popular girl in school, but my claas mates decided she was completely OTT and needed to be taught a lesson. We nicknamed the ginga "Jaffa", bought shit loads of Jaffas from the canteen, and every time she poked her nose out of the classroom, she was greeted with hordes of teenage girls hurling full boxes of jaffas on to the ground, yelling in unison "Stamp out Jaffas, stamp out jaffas!"

Took half a term before she had a wee holiday at Tokanui......

[Maha]

Hang about.

Call off the dogs. Put the missiles back in the silos.

Seems the sav isn't a goner at all. Just that the wankers at Statistics NZ have dropped it from the list of stuff they measure the CPI on. And they've added soy milk and hummus instead ! Yeah, like that's going to give a genuine indication of the cost of living for real people . Always knew those figures were faked.

But the good news is that sav is still with us, in all it's bright cheery goodness.

Oh dear, what a shock. I think I better go and have a wee lie down.

Are you serious???....cheesecake was on the list as well, (not that I mind that so much) My new slogan is no longer good for anything? SOS (Save Our Savs) ....

[The Pastor]

Massey University student president Ying-yue Zhao said people would now have to look for alternative options at the movies.

Thanks captain obvious.

[Ixion]

Anyway, what's wrong with the sav being unhygienic.Jolly good thing, I say.

All them blue cheeses is certainly unhygienic, that blue stuff is pure germs. Tastes pretty good but and I don't see the Food Nazis cracking down on cheese, so I reckon that the germs in the sav are what gives it its special flavour. They're GOOD for you.

[Ixion]

Massey University student president Ying-yue Zhao said people would now have to look for alternative options at the movies.

Thanks captain obvious.

Wot about aniseed balls? They always had pretty good ballistics. When I was young , sweets weren't judged so much on flavour as on flight trajectory.

[The Pastor]

my gran told me a story of when she was in her youth, she collected dried sheeps droppings put them in a paper bag and gave them to her friends telling them they were home made aniseed balls.

never did quite figure out why she never had any friends....

[Swoop]

Wot about aniseed balls? They always had pretty good ballistics. When I was young , sweets weren't judged so much on flavour as on flight trajectory.

Correct!

What will we have to use as a replacement theatre projectile? Pickled onions simply do not have the same range and you look rather suspicious walking into the theatre with a jar concealed under your coat.