Farkin pissed off, got done for speeding down a road I didn't even go down 2nite.

[tzrmike]

I was thinking about this on the way to work this morning, especially the bit about how he identified you because you were on a bike and wearing a black jacket and boots. Go to court with a bunch of motorcycling mates, all wearing black jackets and black boots. When your lawyer to asks the cop to identify the culprit, all put your helmets on, and run round the court like musical chairs. Then have your lawyer ask the fucker to now identify the culprit. Hopefully the judge will see the obsurdity of the cop's argument and dismiss the case. Or he could find you in comtempt, and chuck your arse in the cooler!

[CookMySock]

Yup, I have it on good authority that speaking to a cops boss and using words like 'fuck', 'get fucked' and 'bullshit' etc REALLY helps your case, honest...

Yeah, like your "authority" here is worth a fucken knob of goats poo. Contribute something useful here you twit, instead of leaving your fellow biker to go through the fucking mincer.

Steve

[scumdog]

Yeah, like your "authority" here is worth a fucken knob of goats poo. Contribute something useful here you twit, instead of leaving your fellow biker to go through the fucking mincer.

Steve

Glad to have helped.

'leaving my fellow biker to go through the mincer'...mwahahahahaha.

Fellow biker can PM me for USEFUL advice if he so wants.

Of course I'll have to know the WHOLE truthful story to be of any assistance.

[SPman]

Lawyer up.

Vote National ?

Hey, they'll have to fund their tax cut somehow........

[sAsLEX]

Hey, they'll have to fund their tax cut somehow........

Start squeezing that sponge that is social welfare?

[Gubb]

Yeah, like your "authority" here is worth a fucken knob of goats poo. Contribute something useful here you twit, instead of leaving your fellow biker to go through the fucking mincer.

Steve

You are an absolute waste of skin.

[jtzzr]

been down oaktree a few times in my existence, you can get up to some serious speeds down there, Lawyer up , take some advice off Scummy and see what happens , I wish you all the best.

[CookMySock]

Of course I'll have to know the WHOLE truthful story to be of any assistance.

Right, why not just up and call him a liar?

UN-HELP-FUL!

Steve

[Patrick]

DONT discuss it with the cops, except to make them very aware its bullshit and you will be defending it.

Anything you say that HELPS the police will be recorded and used against you.

Anything you say that CLEARS you is hearsay and will be ignored.

Anything you say that gives the cops a clue as to how you will defend the case assists them prepare a better case against you.

Write to them. Deny the offence. Explain you will be defending it, but don't discuss it.

The place for questions and answers is the court.

Scummy beat me to it. BULLSHIT!! Plenty can be sorted by him now. Advice abiout seeing this cops supervisor is a good start. It will give him (the biker) an inside view of what he is up against.

Yeah, like your "authority" here is worth a fucken knob of goats poo. Contribute something useful here you twit, instead of leaving your fellow biker to go through the fucking mincer.

Steve

Your "authority" and "advice" is just so wrong and scary. You aint helping this guy at all with crap advice about losing your rag and throwing out ya toys. :slap:

Right, why not just up and call him a liar?

UN-HELP-FUL!

Steve

He can PM. Top advice willingly given. Helpful enough?

[mowgli]

Cops deal with people being economical with the truth all the time so I expect their bullshit detectors stay pretty well tuned. If i was in your shoes I'd fess up unreservedly to what I did do and help them out with constructive evidence as to why I couldn't have done the other stuff.

With complete honesty from the outset the attending cop(s) have been nothing but helpful in my two brushes with the law.

[icekiwi]

Cops deal with people being economical with the truth all the time so I expect their bullshit detectors stay pretty well tuned. If i was in your shoes I'd fess up unreservedly to what I did do and help them out with constructive evidence as to why I couldn't have done the other stuff.

With complete honesty from the outset the attending cop(s) have been nothing but helpful in my two brushes with the law.

This has got to be the best piece of advice i've seen on this thread for you dude...
Aside from that, guys its been an amusing read keep up the good advice...

[MSTRS:Me]

Cops deal with people being economical with the truth all the time so I expect their bullshit detectors stay pretty well tuned. If i was in your shoes I'd fess up unreservedly to what I did do and help them out with constructive evidence as to why I couldn't have done the other stuff.

With complete honesty from the outset the attending cop(s) have been nothing but helpful in my two brushes with the law.

Just to play Devil's Advocate...it doesn't always benefit one to be open and helpful to the Police. John Dewar, anyone?

[Tank]

Contribute something useful here you twit.

Yeah - you tell him Steve (p/t) - You personally give great advise - like telling the police to fuck off, and ride regardless. :Tui

Seriously - I worry about you. Have you seen anyone for your drinking problem? Remember admiting you have a problem is the first step.

We are here to help you dude - lay off the sauce.

fucking mincer

Leave Carver out of this

[slimjim]

. John Dewar, anyone?[/QUOTE]

yup thats just one of many rape'rs in the ..sorry ex rotorua god squad..
and know personally of this cunt...

[Winston001]

Look at this from the police officer's point of view. He or another officer has clocked a bike leaving the service station and travelling at excessive speed. Motorcycles being much smaller than cars are easy to confuse.

He has found you, travelling at speed on a nearby road. You agree you'd been at the service station. Sounds like "good cause to suspect" that he has identified the offender, remembering that the police are lied to every day. Of course you'd say it wasn't you.

Bugger. So, check the secuity cam at the service station for other bikes. You are entitled to disclosure of the police evidence so you can find out why he thinks you are the motorcyclist.

When dealing with the police, be polite. You'll get a long way further than if you go in all hot and bothered. Police make mistakes, grab the wrong person, your job is to persuade them of that.

However that isn't legal advice - the strict legal position is to keep quiet, keep away, find your exculpatory evidence, and only make your arguments at the defended hearing.